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Lameyxcore
I'm my own person really. Into all the average things in life, music, guitar, drinking, passing out etc. I love to play acoustic and write poetry and songs. I'm scotish.. aye! Ello! I'm from central scotland, a lil town called Alva and its gaaay. In general, I just like to hang out with friends and get absolutly wasted! Theres not really that much to know about me, or that you would want to know? Well, im a pretty honest and caring person, yeh caring sometimes. Lol. I'm always up for a good laugh, and can be well crazy at times. I'm always up to talking to new people

Skyeeblu
I AM A 32 YEAR OLD BBW, ORIGINALLY FROM NYC, NOW N SIN CITY I AM SINGLE FUN AND OUTGOING. JUST TO LET YOU KNOW I AM ALSO A SINGLE MOM TO A PRECIOUS 3 YR OLD. SHE IS MY PRINCESS AND MY WORLD. I AM A PROFESSIONAL CHEF AND FAT CHICK MODEL. SO IF YOU GOT ANYTHING AGAINST EITHER, DON'T BOTHER TO SEND HATE MALE, I JUST DELETE IT. 5 FT 9.5 INCHES, CURVY,BIG GURL, BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES! SO WHAT ELSE YOU WANT TO KNOW????????

Lil Dimby
i am an easy going person and i luv to make new friends. i like to just chill and relax and just have fun! i am interested in anything and everything! my friends cuz they are always here for me! comedy, action, horror, and drama!

Mirage
Well im 5'4 and Curvy and voluptuous. i love every inch of me and so does my mates. Yes its True i go both ways i like Boys and girls. I have an attitude but nothing big and i love a man or woman who loves to put me in my place.

Magicalwolf
Well my name is Nicole I am 24 years old. I live in Prior Lake Minnesota. I own 1 dog and 2 cats I work at Prior Lake/Savage Schools. I am a custodian there they make 13.72 a hour. Not bad pay im only part time right now but im hopin to move to full time over there. I am also thinkin of goin to college so I can become a caterer. Cause I love setting things up for parties and love decorating cakes. I took a 2 year Hospitality class in High School and I really liked it. Even got to go on a cruise for my class. If you have anymore questions for me just ask :-). I love Movies,Traveling,Swimming,Camping,Hiking,Meeting new people,Amusement Parks,clubin all that fun stuff. If you wanna know more just ask me :-). Jesse McCartney,Orlando Bloom,Johnny Depp,Natalie Portman,Jessica Alba and Kate Hudson are my Idols :-). Pirates Of The Carribean 1 and 2,Failure To Launch. All the Harry Potter Movies, All the Final Destination Movies, I love all horror movies such as Halloween,Nightmare On Elm ST.

177218
I am 27 single and tend to be very shy at times, but I like to have fun and meet new people!!! I love make-up, it is a passion for me, and one day I hope to become a pro. Music~ I have been told that since birth I have loved music. I have always wanted to learn to play the drums (thanks to my dad, he was amazing), the piano and the guitar and the violin. Has not happened yet, but one day it will. I love listening to strings, so hauntingly beautiful. I love to shop. I love driving around by myself and with my friends, it really helps me think. I love spending time with my friends and my family and I am thankful for them every day. I love watching movies, funny, sad, scary, drama, I don't care! I have grown to love working out, big, BIG stress reliver! I love to swim and just be on the water in general. I love to fish, although I hate killing the worms and I don't like the fish to get hurt! (Makes no sense I realize this). I like taking long walks, again, great for thinking.

The Yung Stunna
The Link Above IsTo A WebSite Where We CanSend Cards To Tell Them THANKSAnd We Appreciate THEMTHANK OUR TROOPS TODAY!!!!! hangin wit my girl, kickin it wit my big sis baylee, writing poems, and thats pretty much it.

Disturbed_reality
Hmmm! About me.......not much to say really I am just a person who believes that everything happens for a reason, Reality isnt really what we are lookin for but we keep searching for it "I never could understand how much pain people put themselves through just to be somebody or make some body believe they can be just like them" I mean yeh im disturbed who cares, I like scary things....does that mean I am some kinda psycho "In my eyes no, I believe that I am just a normal guy living in a normal world...I just have different views then most do" You have questions about me dont be afraid to ask cause I will answer them the best that I can. "I am here to make friends not enemies" So go ahead and add me to your friends list and I will be sure to return the favor ;) pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer">

Jessicanator
I'm The Jessicanator I gave myself that nickname I'm Rad;; I'm cooler then you'll ever be! My Friends pwn yours!:] I have 3 of the most amazing best friends anyone could ever ask for I go to steak & shake a whole lot I have a crazy obsession for tube socks I'm absolutely obessed with texting;; I randomly bust a move or two;; I don't care where im at I love the color pink I'm a sucker for scene boys If you don't like me;; then i probably don't like you;; I HATE losing touch with people I act gangster;; and it's amazing!! I always;; ALWAYS;; get a holes in my pants;; im not too sure why I'm complicated; I overreact I'm IMMATURE I have this weird obession for Bam Margera & Drake Bell Band Guys are the greatest people ever I once got stuffed in a trash can And it sucked I looooove guys who wear girl pants I hate my handwritting I watch wayy tooo much t.v I never leave my house without my cell phone I love to sing;; im not sure if im goo

The One U Love To Hate
well lets see i'm 23 yrs old...maybe at best 5' even .my hair color changes from time to time currently its red (miranda u rawk) i have blue eyes which to me is so boring .i have 7 tattoos my tongue pierced w/a 10 gauge. i am generally a very laid person but i also can have fun an be crazy with my younger friends . i'm a smoker (yea yea i know i can read what it says on the pack so i know they are bad for you but thanks anyways) . i do drink from time to time but never let it get to the point of bein wasted except for a few times which i regret totally .i like all types of music ranging from 80's to current,from rap to country i can find at least a few songs that i enjoy . well lets see i'm 23 yrs old...maybe at best 5' even .my hair color changes from time to time currently its red (miranda u rawk) i have blue eyes which to me is so boring .i have 7 tattoos my tongue pierced w/a 10 gauge. i am generally a very laid person but i also can have fun an be crazy with my younger friends .

Rottwizzle
I am 22, going to school 3/4 to full time studying to be a pediatric nurse. I am also in the military (reserves). For the most part I am a pretty busy person. If I am not in my room studying than I am about and about doing something. Most of the time, I'm out drinking, but I do enjoy other things such as disc-golf, playing in the river, texas hold'em, basketball and so on. Oh yea, and I am just here for fun ;-) I am into basketball, hockey, playing texas hold'em, going out to the river, playing some disc-golf, shooting pool, drinking, sexing!

Iceyangel
Ok so you want to know about me...I'm a Medical Laboratory Tech, I live in a town so small that if you blink it's gone. I hate drama, backstabbers, people who talk shit and can't back it. I'm pretty laid back and easy going unless you piss me off. I'm bluntly honest so if you don't want to know the truth, don't ask me. I do not believe in sugar coating shit to make people feel better. So I guess you can say Life's a Bitch and I'm here to Represent....hahaha. Live and learn I suppose, I recently learned that I LOVE YOU IS AN 8 LETTER PHRASE, BUT THEN AGAIN SO IS BULLSHIT!

177256
My name is Talazia, I'm 5'6'', brunette with color changing eyes and hair, my eyes are usually blue and green. I love the Arts. Poetry, drawing, painging, writing, acting, singing, guitar, manga/anime, and ect. Video games too! And of course hanging out with my friends. I have a pet ferret, named Yukio, he's cute, but a bit too curious.But hes too cute!! His birthday is Dec 18. -lol, took it rite from myspace too lazy. write, draw, guitar, music, perform, ect so many!!

Short Round The Baby Face
run of the mill 22 year old Marine who recently joined college and joined a fraternity. ask more if you want baseball, poker, military, running, working out, swimming, partying, drinking, fraternity life

Mnkygrl
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Nikkipo
I am happy to say that I am a college graduate finally...Im an RN on a labor and delivery floor at a great hospital. I have three wonderful children who have been my inspiration. I have the best...I mean the best...group of friends anyone person can ask for...Im sure by looking at my page you can see that many of them are men. That tends to be a problem when I meet a man...however my friends are very important to me, and the man that can handle that plus me having kids will win my heart. As one can see Im 30 years old Im not into having sex for fun anymore...I love to party with my friends but at the same time would love to settle down and find the man Im meant to grow older with...I love to do just about anything and Im willing to try anything once. My friends say I have a heart of gold and most believe I go to far with it...some say Im gulible...I think I just tend to give everyone a chance...I dont judge people...everyone gets the benefit of the doubt with me...I have just not

Sxyolive
strong independent women of the world i need this mirror asap In a life filled with disappointment There is an endless search For comprehension There is a limitless quest For understanding An incomplete feeling You can never shake When you finally give up On searching for the impossible You find What you never knew you needed You find realness You find truth You find abilities to do things To laugh genuinely To cry with dignity To give up with pride To understand what you can And let go Of what's beyond your reach In the midst of my confusion Within the pain I hold in my heart And the mistrust I hold in my mind I found what I needed I found the seemingly unattainable The impossibly unreachable The truth that I search for In the one place I never knew I would find In my search for comprehension In my quest for understanding In the midst of my confusion I found you And you are real You are the truth

Omgawsh. :]
LIKES polka dots. rainbows. interior design. poetry. penguins. nicknames. pigs. pugs. diet coke. singing. youth group. babies. dancing. acting like a retard. theatre. *nsync. silent hill. the computer. having the two most amazing girls in the world as my best friends.

Gamale2006
I am retired military 58 years old. Even though the age is up there, my mind is lots younger. I enjoy being around younger people because people my age have to many hangups, (that they brought on themselves), and I don't like to listen to them complain about the bills they have to pay, ya da ya da. I like anything that deals with the outdoors (fishing, camping, etc). I like to just sit in the woods and listen to the breezes blow and the animals go about thier busines. I enjoy being in the company of younger people. I have two sons and one daughter and 4 grandchildren. My daughter and two beautiful gtanddaughters live with me, I have a son living in Cary Illinois with my other granddaughter and grandson. My other son lives in Hastings Mn. I have raised my daughter from 4 years old when my wife passed away and life has been a ball. I have fun with her friends and they all call me Dad. They say that I don't act like a 58 year old and that I sometimes act like a 19 year old. I m

Chewy
okay abotu me im a easy goign guy unless u piss me off and then im jus ta dick because if u can be a bitch i can be the dick if u know what i mean lol jk but anwyays um im a sk8er im also a lead singer of my band i sing emo/hardcore/punk if u want u can ask me ?? on that um i been sk8ing for 6 1/2 years about ready to give it up tho im not into it that much but i like it but anyways um i am also one of the most biggest party guy out there love to drink um i love to meet new people and hang otu with them its always fun hanging with new people because u get to see wha tthe act like lol i think its kinda funny but anyways um if u really want ot know more just ask me kk well lets see i liek to meet new people and get to knwo them i can talk for hours to them um i also like to shop and get new clothes thats always fun lol don't forget the new shoes the best thing men and women can make um i liek to hang out with my friends and pretty much thats abotu everything i don't know just ask me m

Grimmfather
.Please go and Show My Favorite Person, My Love, My Queen. some LOVE.....Alice in Wonderland@ fubar Now about me well here it is. I am a very simple man, but also very complicated. I hold my women close to protect her and love her with all that I am. I hold my kids close to raise them to be respectable adults some day. I work hard to help provide a life that my family needs. I love my friends both on the internet and off the internet I cherish every connection that I make. I am a huge dog lover and I believe that dogs are angels sent back to earth so that there human compainions can feel uncoinditional love. I am into rope bondage, wax play, and flogging, spanking, caneing. I am into powerexchange with my sub. these are just a few things that I like to do with her. Most people here the words BDSM and run away thinking its freaky or something tabboo but I assure its very erotic and sensual with the right partner. I am not here to ask you for SEX or to have you cam with me or a

Mikeyb
i am 30yrs old and i look 22...i am a resturant manager for mcdonald's for the last 13yrs..my store is in westerly ri..i am a laid back guy..i do not like drama and cheaters..i am looking for a long term relationship..

P
Laid back, kinda chill, funny when the time is right, freaky,if ya wanna kno anything else the message me I like hangin wit my niggas on a block i dont live on anymore, goin on the computer and on aim (ask me for my screen name if u want it) i live in the bay so if u talk about/hate on the bay i need ur home address, email address, fone number, social security number and licence plate number lol well if yall have anymore questions send me a message

Poppin Pills
General intrests huh.... I like going to concerts, i like mostly Heave Metal and alot of hard rock. I enjoy kickin it with my friends and going to parties. I hate working, but seems like i got to fucking do that every day (Oh yeah, I do gotta go every day!) I like playing video games when i have nothing else to do and stuck at home.... But im sure i have alot more intrests, but im not too interested right now in explaining them... so yeah...

She_was_a_teenage_zombie
I AM 18 YEARS OLD AND IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH A WONDERFUL MAN NAMED JOHNATHAN HE IS THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!! I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL FAMILY WHO LOVES ME VERY MUCH AND A BIG BROTHER WHO MEANS THE WORLD TO ME!!!!! Get Your Own! | View Slideshow I LIKE TO HANG OUT WITH FRIENDS AND PARTY, I LOVE IT WHEN MY MAN IS HOME HE IS WONDRERFUL, AND I LIKE TO PARTY OR DID I ALREADY MENTION THAT!!! Hosted by Sparkle Tags

Sweet Pea No. 1
I'm just an oddball 24-year old girl who likes to be happy! IM me at DrozJessey06 (AIM)I love music, movie and some tv (selective). LaughCherry.com I absolutely loooooooooooove to meet new people. As a health care professional (looking for a job tho), nurture comes to mind as something I like to do. I care. I listen. Myspace tweaks at TweakYourPage.com

Bignickdogg
I consider myself a good person.I get along with just about anybody.I like to get out and do things.Things like going to the movies,concerts,baseball games,football games,camping,hiking,walking,running,traveling,and partying.I also like to go shooting.I have shot a 30-30,30-06,357 Magnum,and a 22.My favorite foods are Taco's,In N Out Burgers,Taco Bell,Japanese food,Pepper Bellies,Chips and Salsa,and Hotdogs.I listen to a lot of rock and metal music.I like to write poetry and lyrics.I am interested in learning some kind of instrument whether it be the guitar,bass,or drums.I like to read.Some of my favorite authors are Stephen King,Ken Follett,Dan Brown,James Clavell,Dean Koontz,and Robert A. Heinlein.My favorite movie is The Big Lebowski.One of the most funniest movies I have ever seen.I like to play Halo 2 every now and then.My favorite video game.My favorite classic game would be Zelda. I'm into movies,music,video games,sports,and reading.I like to bowl.Go to concerts.I've seen Spines

Godsmack
In February of 1995, after being behind the drums for more than 23 years, Sully Erna decided to start a new band. It was only a matter of time before he realized he needed to take charge and step out from behind the kit to front the band himself. One year and a couple of member changes later Godsmack was born. Sully Erna, Robbie Merrill and Tony Rombola hit the studio and recorded their first CD titled ALL WOUND UP. They did this over one weekend for a measly twenty six-hundred dollars. Over the next two years, the band played throughout the Boston scene with drummer Joe Darco. Shortly after the success of "Keep Away" Godsmack went back into the studio and recorded a single titled "Whatever", which became the new local favorite on WAAF. Joe Darco was soon replaced by Tommy Stewart, ALL WOUND UP was re-mastered and the artwork was changed. The finished self-titled debut CD GODSMACK hit the shelves 6 weeks later. Godsmack hit the road on their first headlining tour, "The Voodo

177379
I am 24 years old. I recently graduated from college with a BA in political science. I am in graduate school working on my teaching degree. I have a four year old son who means the world to me! I like to go out and have fun, but also like to relax on the beach (depends on my mood). I like shopping, dancing, working out, and hangin with my son.

Vanni
I live in Eagle Grove, Iowa with my husband Brian, and I drive a van for the railroad, transporting train crews to and from their trains. I'm 39 years old. I have two children both grown up and moved out, just Brian and I on our own now. I have lived in Texas, California, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Illinois, Kansas, and now Iowa. I think I'm here to stay. Sometimes I miss the south, but I like it here. My favorite movie is Emerald Forest, favorite types are love stories, murder mysteries, comedies, romance, action (without gore), nothing slapstick, my movies need a story line to follow. I'm a huge Hugh Grant and Reese Witherspoon, other favorite actor/actresses would include Julia Stiles, Julia Roberts, Kate Jackson, Angelina Jolie, Tom Cruise, Denzel Washington, and many others

T_bear1432000
I AM T_BEAR 25/M/PALMER,TX/SINGLE AND LOOKING I HAVE 2 OLDER BRO THEY ARE TIWNS THEY ARE 30YER I AM GO TO COLLEGE I LIKE RED AND WHITE AND BLUE AND I LIKE HAVE FUN camping and fishing and movies and go clubs

Schnitzel1
well i am 19 going on 20, i am male,i am in like five bands. i play guitar and bass, depending on where i am at. i work with everyone musically, so if you want to start a small project, i am game. anymore just ask. i am kind of tired right now, but i will type more later. music is my life, so i pretty much just do that. i love playing every instrument (strings, keys, horns, and drums)i am also a pretty good singer. i also hang with my buddies, and watch tv. trying to survive college is also another thing i do. my band The Grassfairies just released its first cd and we are working on the second. Get 'Sacred Scared' at Album Underground.com http://home.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewfriends&friendID=34098808&MyToken=998539b3-1e93-4a1c-ae55-9b4b73875950 Extended Network Banner made with MyBannerMaker.com! Click here to make your own! Dicky Berret, Jello Biafra, my friend Erok Majors (RIP), Alice Cooper, Kurt Cobain, Chris Farley, Eddie Van

Tasha
Birthplace: Wichita Kansas Currently live in Roanoke Virginia. Children: Yes, two beautiful angels. Married: Yes, happily to husband Miguel. Education: currently enrolled at ECPI Technical college Family: Love my family and are very close. I am a fun loving person who will do anything for anybody. I am not here for some love connection. I am here to meet some fun people and share music and pics. I love my tattoos. I want more. They are so addictive! I have 3 tats; the word angel on the back of my neck, winne the pooh on my calf, and an angel on my shoulder blade. I am fluent in spanish. I have been studying it for almost 2 years now. I love classic cars and lowriders. I don't like the new cars; nothing but plastic. I don't know much about computers but like to learn more. I love horror movies. I love a movie that scares the hell out of me. I have some poetry. Love to write, just not often. Bad choices and br

Sweetazz420
I am looking for a good looking guy between the ages of 20-28. I am 25,female,who lives in Avon. If you would like to see a pic of me then go to my myspace.www.myspace.com/1SweetnSexyBitch Football Fishing Playing cards Watching Movies Hanging out with friends Partying

Kathie
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Consintr8edawesome
I could put anything here and it really doesn't matter, you will never know who I am unless you talk to me Happily engaged, please do the right thing and respect that or risk being deleted :)

Mark
just signed up thanks to my friend... goin to try to get some pics and stuff up. If you're a woman, interested, and single, with pics, hit me up on IM and maybe we can work something out ;) a bit of a horndog, obviously, so if you got a problem with that... don't bother

Tamie
I am a down to earth person. I am "proud" to be a christian. I love children. I am in College for my Associates of Applied Science(criminal justice). I hope that after i am done at the college iam going to I can go to the police academy, then eventually becoming a Police Officer, or go back to school to be a juvenile probation officer. i don't like being teased,used,ETC.... i really cant say much about myself i watch everything EXCEPT porn

Sweetcandylips
I am 5"5 dark brown hair down halfway down my back. I don't like it short. I like it to wave in the wind. I enjoying messing around with websites, and listening to music and going to rock concerts. Not looking for a relationship, just someone to chat with that has the same interests as I do. I enjoying messing around with websites, and listening to music. I like chatting with people whom are not fake and pretend to be something their not. I like playing online games I play in yahoo and pogo.

The Harlequin
Hey people, I'm not the best person to do a profile description about myself...but yeah...I'm gonna try...But I would prefer it if people put up with me, myself and I if they want to get to know me. :P I LOVE music, it's pretty much what I live for. I write a lot of "poetry" and song lyrics, not all good ones, and I write music when I can. I play guitar when I get bored, and I play bass and do backup vocals in a band. I listen to techno, trance, rave, punk, rock and such, I love going to rave parties. I hang out with my friends when I can and I go out with them whenever there's a party going. :P My style is mixed, and what other people think of me doesn't really bother me, and if they can't say what they think to my face they're not worth even a glare. I do have very low self esteem and I don't have a lot of confidence in myself. But I still put my heart in whatever I really want to do, to make the best of it. I can be very depressed from time to time, but it has become an everyday

Rhedddeath04
Hi. My name is rhedd... this is my StOry... WelCOme to my HeLL... TakE a BiTe.. i'm 22, asian and proud to be lesbian... i take no shit frOm no One.. AnYOne whO CrOsses my WiSHeS and PiSSeS me Off GeTS BUtCH-ereD..>:)_ friendz Say im weird and some say i'm PSyChO... >:)_ Maybe i am.. But SOme StiLL saY that maYBe i'm just LOneLy.. I am BROken hearted...

Woolf
I'm a lover of music. From rock to rap, country to classicial, I can appreciate the gift they have. WastelandBy 10 YearsChange my attempt good intentions...Crouched overYou were not thereLiving in fearBut signs were not really that scarceObvious tearsAnd I will notHide you through thisI want you to helpPlease seeThe bleeding heart perched on my shirtDie, withdrawHide in cold sweatQuivering lipsIgnore remorseNaming a kid, living wastelandThis time you've triedAll that you can turning you redChange my attempt good intentionsShould I, could IHere we are with your obsessionShould I, could ICrowned hopelessThe article read living wastelandThis time you've triedAll that you can turning you redbut I will notHide you through thisI want you to helpChange my attempt good intentionsShould I, could IHere we are with your obsessionShould I, could IHeave the silver hollow sliverPiercing through another victimTurn and tremble be judgmentalIgnorant to all the symbolsBlind the face with beauty paste

Junior Kekuewa Jr
My name is Junior Kekuewa Jr. from Papakolea 96813 home of the best swipe on the Island, and I love the people! I'm very lucky to work with the professionls on the Radio, and to have been discovered by Mr. Rory Wild on his 'Wake up crew' at Hot 93.9 FM. Mr. Wild also put me on his hit T.V. Show 'Countdown Hawaii' on OC 16! I'm also very grateful to work with the rest of their talented on-air staff like: Pablo Sato who gave me a major break and put me on his show every weekday afternoon at 4pm with the "Name that Junior Kekuewa Jr. Jam" segment of 'The Pablo Sato Show' Then there's Mr. Gregg Hammer (My idol), Natasha (the girl who's so hot she acutually 'stops' traffic!), Godwin, and my Dawg Kreyz Oshiro; the world's greatest Producer! (who knows all the hottest chicks on the island personally) and my h

Roxstar
I AM A FREESTYLE COMEDIAN. I DON'T WRITE DOWN JOKES. I MAKE YOU LAUGH FROM WHATEVER COMES TO MIND. THIS COMEDY SHIT IS SERIOUS. KEEP YOUR EYES ON ME. I AM GOING TO MAKE IT. SO IF YOU GOT JOKES OR YOU NEED A GOOD LAUGH, HOLLA @ ME. IF THIS COMEDY SHIT DON'T WORK FOR ME, I'LL JUST GO BACK TO MY OLD JOB MASSAGING HOMELESS PEOPLE FOR 5 CENTS A MINUTE. HEY, IT'S A LIVING. WHEN I'M NOT GETTING BOOTY CALLS FROM OPRAH WINFREY, YOU CAN FIND ME IN SOME BACKWOODS SWAMP WRESTLING ALLIGATORS WITH MARTHA STEWART. SHE HAS A KILLER GRAPPLE HOLD. SHE COOKS, CLEANS, AND BITCHSLAPS. I HAVE A TATTOO OF MARTHA ON MY RIGHT ARM AND HER COOKING RECIPES ON MY BACK. I NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT PACKING A SPOON. SHE CARRIES THE GUNS. YEAH, I JUST MADE THAT SHIT UP. THAT'S WHAT FREESTYLE COMEDIANS DO. WE IMPROVISE, BABY. HOLLA BACK. I GOT JOKES!!! I AM INTERESTED IN MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH. I WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE THE ICE CREAM MAN WHEN I WALK THROUGH T

Kikidarican
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Witchy
I am witchy. I am a wiccan high priestess. I enjoy being with my circle of friends. I am here to meet others with the same views as me. tell me what ya think of me ?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ?? Aphrodite/ErosTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes |

Hellboy
I'm the craziest motha fucka on the planet. or so I've been told. I'm a pretty nice guy though, in general. If your one of those bitches that crys like a fag whenever somone talks shit about um, you probley won't like me. But hey, I'ma shit talker. Now if you arn't a complete and total FAGGOT, then we'll probley get along just fine. Now quit reading this, add me as your friend, then get off the internet and smoke some fuckin pot. SINDIKATE PRODUCTIONS IN THE HOUSE PUNK BITCH WE ON ONE! Weed, The government, weapons, Naked chicks, bongs, blunt wraps, slim jims, Weed, Rap Music, The Illuminati, Zombies, Zombie movies, Anything about zombies, Comic Books, Graffiti, Hats, Heavy Metal, High Times, The fine arts of hamburger cooking, Weed, Ice Cream Sandwiches, Coke(the soda for all you jackasses), Sleeping pills, Weed, other stuff tooo.....animal crackers, lighters, Marlboro Reds, The New World Order, CRACK!, The smoking room. DRANK!. Proving people wrong. School, Driving down the wrong

The Man
i am very easy to get along with.. i am in a relationship with a very special lady .. i am in to motorcycles and cars.. i love to hang with my friends and ride our bikes and party.. i figure the more friends the better life is..

177484
I havent been on for awhile. Ive been outta commission for a year. Anyway. Im back. Hit me up. Im fun and flirty. What more can I say. Anne Rice. I fell in love with the Vampire Chronicals, The lives of the Mayfair Witches, and The Claiming Of Sleeping Beauty. A Clockwork Orange, Evil Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Kill Bill 1&2, Pulp Fiction.

Commerce_juggalette
There's nothing to say. i stay by myself insane clown posse, twiztid dark lotus well to make it short any one on psycopathic labels.any movies with blood my grandmother any with blood and guts

Bee
Well it's prety simple about who i am. I am a good friend. What ever i do ,i give it my all. I was born and raised in philly. (go eagles,boo T.O.). I've been living in idaho for over thirteen years know and i would say it's been fair.I don't know what else to say other than i am a pretty nice guy with a heart of gold. My interest are playing and watching sports. My absolute favorites are basketgall,football,baseball,and golf. I like to also read. My favorite books are Stephen King novels. My idols are my brother Jamaal,Dr.Martin Luther King Jr.,Rosa Parks,and Denzel Washington. Scarface,any horror movies from the 80s,anything with Denzel Washington and Al Pacino.

A Beautiful Lie
Hmm..I'm goth/emo..I'm fat and if you don't like it then move on!! I like to be different..i'm very calm and relaxed I hate fighting and I definitely hate drama. I'm a single mother. I work. I don't have time for crap. I'm into Runescape!! Music is a big passion of mine I love all kinds of music from classical to death metal. If you want to know more then ask Music, Poetry, Runescape, Smoking, Movies, Work, blah blah blah

~trixey~woman By Birth Bitch By Choice
hello my name is penelope , i like walks on the beach , midget wrestling , masturbating to the movie grease , sitting on santas lap , and pulling on my nipples till i cry out in pain, i am also totally in love with ronald weasly harry potter aint got shit on rons wand , i hate asshounds , i love stalkers and peeping toms , i like late quiet nights alone with the frog in my pocket , i wanna make love too my syrup bottle cause its sticky, one day i wanna ride a 3 legged horse , oh yeah and a turtle , i wanna be covered in glue and have hamsters thrown at my naked body , i love watching golden girls sophia makes me incontinent!!! her funny little old wrinkled up prune resembling ass !! , i love old ppl i think everyone should have one at their house !! Get More at COMMENTYOU.com

Wheels
im 5'6 brown hair goatee blue eyes but have green contacts. Im in a wheelchair but im one of the most outgoing people you will ever meet Im interested in clubbing, sports, music, playing video games from time to time, hanging out with friends, camping and any outdoors things.

Dynamicd16
laid back down 2 earth guy looking to make some new friends,got alot of intrest too many to list so if u wanna know more just hit me up http://profiles.bangme.net/dynamic29 i'm into music all forms i'm a studio engineer and co-owner of Graybark Productions here in nc :BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR BLACK LUV and the queen city movement.mixtapes on the streets now and the up-comming release from Graybark Productions early 2008

Daisy
hey! i'm in georgia..6'1 yea tall i know..i do have my tongue pierced..3 tattoos..i want a few more too..tattoos & piercings are so damn hot on a guy..i'm just a laid back gal that likes to hang out with friends! :)

Lilbifreak
im short an a mother to a beautiful baby girl. shes the baby in the pics. aint she cute!! im bisexual. i like females more than males. (sorry) umm im not sure wat all 2 say so if u want to kno somethin just ask me and i will tell you. i like to hang out talk to ppl meet new ppl. im not really lookin fo sex or nothin cuz im pregnent but i just want some friends.

Getoveryourselflisa
HEY LISA- I AM SORRY THAT YOU ARE SO MISERABLE THAT YOU FEEL THE NEED TO TRY AND BRING OTHERS DOWN WITH YOU...BUT IT'S NOT WORKIN...ME AND STEVE ARE VERY HAPPY AND QUITE IN LOVE AND WE FIND YOUR BEHAVIOR VERY AMUSING...I REALLY DO FEEL SORRY FOR YA...HOPEFULLY SOMEDAY YOU WILL LEARN TO BE HONEST WITH YOURSELF AND THEN MAYBE YOU CAN LEARN TO BE HONEST WITH OTHERS AND NOT FEEL THE NEED TO MAKE UP STORIES FOR ATTENTION...I HOPE YOU COME BACK TO REALITY SOON AND SEE WHAT A MISERABLE PERSON YOU HAVE BECOME AND WORK ON THAT...YOU ARE LUCKY THAT I LIVE SO FAR AWAY NOW AND THAT I AM NOT THERE TO DEFEND MYSELF...IT PLAYS VERY NICELY INTO YOUR FANTASY WORLD... HEY LISA- "Nothing can bring peace but yourself." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson HERE'S A COUPLE OF BOOKS I THINK MIGHT HELP YOU OVERCOME YOUR ISSUES AND HELP YOU BETTER YOURSELF: Don't Sweat the Small Stuff--and it's all small stuff by Richard Carlson The Tao of Inner Peace: A Guide to Inner and Outer Peace by Diane Dreher IF YOU D

Drmadd
i am 51 years young full of life, i am 5'8 blondish brown hair, brown eyes,and a solid 10" of meat, i like to ride my hog , sleep whereever i fall hopefully in your bed, all my kids are grown up and gone so the house is all mine in this order i like women in the raw sitting on my face I like sex , and i love to ride my harley

Wellthisisnuts
I am a married and have 3 kids. I am a guy that loves to give more then recieve. I am a Peacekeeper. I hate fighting and I love to make love instead of fighting. I work as techsupport for a local ISP. I love my job but it can be mentally stressful sometimes. Looking to make friends.....F/R/A me and I will do the same!!!!!. I love to Fish and camp and play computer games. I am a big time Bass and Trout Fisherman. I love fishing for Bluegill and Crappie also. I love the game Eve-online and Battlefield 2 and other computer games. I am a Computer tech so yea you can ask me questions. Go for it, just so you know I am willing to help if I can....