A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where awoman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entranceis a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLYONCE!There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as theshopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch you may chooseany man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor,but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.On the first floor the sign on the door reads:Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.The second floor sign reads:Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.The third floor sign reads:Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and areextremely good looking."Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-deadgood looking and help with the housework."Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims,"I can hardly stand it!"Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-deadgorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and thesign reads:Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor.There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof thatwomen are impossible to please.Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as youexit the building, and have a nice day!Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women whocan handle the truth!

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