I am The Very Esteemed Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality Reverend Frodis Pshaw. But you may call me Rev. "Suds". I'm looking for someone with a twisted sense of humor and someone who loves to laugh at the fact nothing is funny anymore. I seek my "Connieite" - my Über-Femm-SexGodesses for worship and reverence - are you out there amongst the stars? Or are you here on Earth preparing for the final days?
Interests
So what's my biggest turn on?
Laughter first and foremost. A love of laughing at anyting and everything no matter how inappropriate it may seem. Being comfortable in your own skin. A good strong mind who can think for themselves and who won't allow equal time to inept reasoning. Being comfortable enough with yourself to not buy into the sales pitches of religious demagogs and politicians. Remember - "Bob" is NOT the answer... and neither is anything else.
What's my biggest turn off?
Fools who give equal time to delusions, lies and nonsense. Those who would bow to the Conspiracy and would willingly give up their Slack!
I love kicking back with that good ol' frop and watching me some flicks and TV shows that I deem worthy of my DVD player (I gave up on TV in general years ago). But most importantly, I love to laugh - which I do any chance I get.
Music
Pretty much anything that evokes a reaction in my brainstem and sends my emotions into a tizzy. I love jazz of many genres and blues. I adore classical and modern filmscore. But my real love is for old school metal and rock. I'm also getting into this post-industrial soundscaping by Akira Yamaoka - brilliant!
Movies
Any film that I may find a healthy dose of Slack, with some titles such as: Star Wars Saga, Lord of the Rings, Flash Gordon, Indiana Jones series, Fight Club, Se7en, Silent Hill: No Escape, Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, Grandma's Boy, Everything Kevin Smith, Everything George Romero, Oh hell, I'll just stop here – with almost 600 flicks at my disposal, there's just too many to even begin to name.
