Objective:
World Domination followed by benevolent leadership.
Experience:
I've been to a lot of places.
I've seen a lot of shit.
I can drink a LOT of vodka.
I am very fluent in shotgunning beers.
I am very skilled at using my tongue during sex.
I am very proficient in Diablo II Lord Of Destruction.
I am seriously addicted to Final Fantasy.
I can masturbate very quickly.(I'm done)
Achievements:
I beat Diablo II Lord Of Destruction countless times.
I've beaten Final Fantasy more than anyone you know.
I've beaten every version of Zelda.
I have a Level 32 Bard Wemick in Dungeons & Dragons
Education:
I graduated high school as a probationary requirement.
I dropped out of college cause it gets in the way of drinking.
I am currently a student of the school of hard knocks.
References:
Fuck your problems.