Bacarat's blog: "Realize"

Wanna say everybody have a good weekend.

Think about this.....no one ever says "It´s only a game" when his team is winning.

Money can´t buy happiness, but somehow it is more more confortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

Why it is that at class reunions people feel younger than everyone else looks??

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM.

Comment on this post | Send a private reply | Forward | Go to inbox Delete Message | Mark as Spam | Block User GRAMA Date: 7/21/2007 9:49:19 PM Blog post: Cowboy Whisperer unsubscribe to this member's posts change notification settings myspace layouts, myspace codes, glitter graphics A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills. Cowboy: "Nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?" Indian: "Dog no talk." Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Indian: (Look of shock!) Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian.) Dog: "Yep." Cowboy: "How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Indian: (Look of total disbelief) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Indian: "Horse no talk." Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Indian: (Extreme look of shock!) Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian.) Horse: "Yep." Cowboy: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me brushes me down often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather." Indian: (Look of total amazement) Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Indian: "Sheep lie."

Comment on this post | Send a private reply | Forward | Go to inbox Delete Message | Mark as Spam | Block User GRAMA Date: 7/16/2007 4:13:31 PM Blog post: Eve's Chat With God... unsubscribe to this member's posts change notification settings "Lord, I have a problem." "What's the problem, Eve?" "I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy." "And why is that Eve?" "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples." "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you." "Man? What is that Lord?" "A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He won't be too smart, so he will also need your advice to think properly." "Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?" "Well.....you can have him on one condition." "And what's that Lord?" "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring.......... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret...... You know, woman to woman."

The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, We´ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tatoos?