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OK, I feel I have to write this because its silly. RANT TIME! Episode 11: How sad we are... CherryTAP.com is fun. But, I've been on it for 2 day and I have come to realize, HOW STUPID and self degrading Americans (being an American myself, I can point this out) are. People are actually willing to pay MONEY, REAL FUCKING MONEY, TO GET IMAGINARY INTERNET HITS! TO BE POPULAR ON THE INTERNET! Whoa, AWESOME, being popular on the internet is going to get me.......................................NOTHING! Job references, NO; Real friends, MAYBE; A LIFE...NOT A CHANCE! SITTING AT YOUR COMPUTER ALL DAY! My point is, that society has become so absorbed with these "material gods" that people have forgotten what it means to be human. To go out and become something without having to sell out over the internet. By doing something that actually matters. Peace!

JUST SO YOU KNOW! THIS RANT IS OLD! AS IN HISTORICALLY OLD, BUT I FOUND IT AMUSING SO READ IT! You guys might say "OH, This is something typical of Ryan," and yeah I guess it is, BUT IT MUST BE ADDRESSED! LETS COMMENCE! RANT TIME! Episode 10: POWER TO THE WII! FUCK PS3! Now for all of you who do not know, On November 18th, the Playstation 3 (PS3) will be hitting the market of the US. And the day after November 19th, the Nintendo Wii will grace our nation. With that said, LET'S GET VULGAR! I can give you 10 reasons why to buy a Nintendo Wii (I'm sure there are more than 10). I guess I can list them and commence...so here goes: 1. IT ONLY COSTS 250 DOLLARS I suppose I can list the rest, but I won't use a list...lets talk about the Pros and Cons of PS3 first (Yes I know, I should NEVER be on a debate team). PS3 is cool...I suppose, if you like a game console that costs 500 dollars for the shitty package (THAT IS NOT UPGRADABLE) or the full package that costs 600 dollars. Now who the fuck really wants to spend 600 fucking dollars for a game console?!?!?! BLUE RAY TECHNOLOGY YOU SAY?! Who gives a fuck, half the people in the US don't even know what HD is let alone Blue Ray (very little people know what Blue Ray is). People are very content with DVDs at the moment. By the time the change to Blue Ray comes around the PS4 will already be on its way to the shelves (that is if PS3 doesn't flop...as most game enthusiasts are predicting). Then there is the fact that, on November 18th, 2006, Sony will only ship 400,000 units to the United States. 400,000 That means, each major city will get about 1000 units and small towns such at Erie, PA and other small towns will get about....hmm 3. Bad marketing...RIOTING ENSUES...people murdering each other for video games....lame. If Sony was smart like Nintendo, they would be shipping over....4 MILLION units. Then there is the issue of the price of each game. Playstation 3 games will cost 70 - 100 dollars a pop. Who wants to pay 70-100 dollars for a damn video games. I can understand if its say a RARE Playstation/Gamecube/SNES title...but for just a regualar...many copies available game? FUCK THAT! Since the dawning of video games (I'm going from my experiences since the 80's) games have always cost 20-50 dollars a pop new (depending on the title). Issue four with the PS3. Almost all the good developers are leaving Sony for X-Box and Nintendo. Square-Enix is going to be making games with X-Box (Final Fantasy XI...other titles soon) and Nintendo (FF: Crystal Chronicles Series, DS Games, etc.) Rockstar Games, who makes the famous GRAND THEFT AUTO series, is going exclusive with X-Box with their release of GTA4. Capcom has basically been pumping out games on X-Box as of late as well, Deadrising, Onimusha etc. Leaving...Atlus (Shin Megami Tensei series) and say...we'll I can't think of many other big name companies...oh yeah Sports games...that leaves PS3 with Atlus and EA games...maybe Capcom. LACK OF SELECTION. WOOO YEAH! I CAN WATCH MY BLUE RAY DISCS....on my...fuck they don't have blue ray discs in the US. (maybe in Cali...since they are near Japan, I don't know) That about sums up my disdai....wait I thought of one other thing....Sony's hardware reliability. I bought a PS2 the day it was released. I cleaned it everyday, dusted it what not. And it still, STILL died on me after 2 years of use. REAL AWESOME! I WANT A GAME CONSOLE THAT WILL PROBABLY BREAK AFTER A COUPLE YEARS OF USAGE.... Oh yes the Pro of the PS3....you can play your PS1 and 2 games on it...wooo.... My Nintendo Gamecube on the other hand....almost 5 years old...Still works, PERFECTLY. In fact, Nintendo has yet to let me down with their hardware reliability. My NES, SNES, N64, Gamecube, Gameboy, Gameboy Color and 2 Gameboy Advances (dont ask) all still work flawlessly (well ok, blowing into the cartridges to make the NES game work...its something only us 18+ people will understand). Nintendo has a reputation for making great hardware. And they stick to it! The company has been around since 1889...Yeah, I would bet they stick to a tradition of reliability. In case you are wondering, the company started by making playing cards back in the 1800's. Now the Pro's and con's for the Nintendo Wii, impressed me a lot more. As I stated prior, one of hte consoles best Pros is the fact that it only costs 250 dollars. Now, here is another thing that is great for the price of 250 dollars: IT COMES WITH 8 GAMES! Granted, its Wii Sports...you still get 8 games with the console. Not to mention the HIGHLY ANTICIPATED "Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess" comes out the same day. Everyone loves Zelda...and now you can even swing the sword to play...how fucking cool is that?! OH YES, another pro: Motion control play style. In otherwords, especially for parents with fat kids, YOU ACTUALLY PLAY THE GAMES BY MOVING AROUND. Yeah, it sounds gimmicky, but it can limit the time you sit on your ass playing games and building up large amounts of fat. Motion controls, a revolution in gaming (WHICH SONY IS CURRENTLY STARTING TO RIP OFF). Makes for great laughs for one and just a good time. Excercise while playing a video game, NO WAY (Ok DDR, we count you too). The next pro I suppose would be the fact that, everything is "Backwards compatible" with the Nintendo GameCube. In other words, you can use your GameCube controllers and memory cards as well as game with the Nintendo Wii, kinda self explanitory. Now this Pro blew me away. You can dowload games from the NES, SNES, N64, Turbo Graphix 16 (half of you don't know what a TG16 is....I'm sorry but it was awesome and my sister and I can vouch for that) and Sega Genesis games INTO THE NINTENDO WII, and play them on a "Virtual System" build into the Nintendo Wii. So say if you don't have the money to throw down on a 50 dollar game....well you can always go back to the old school days, and own one of your favorite classics, FOREVER (again). The only downfall of the Virtual System games is you have to pay a small fee to download them...its not bad though...from what I read, its 3 bucks for NES, 5 for SNES/Sega/TG16 and 8 for N64. I don't think its unreasonable. They make a small profit off of their classics (because they can finally re-release them) and the oldschool games get to indulge in their old favorites....besides, if you dont have 50 bucks to throw down on a new Wii/GameCube game...just throw down 3 on a Virtual System game. I must not forget the Wi-Fi play. Nintendo Wii lets you play with people around the world, using a Wi-Fi network. So you can play games with someone in Africa or Japan of Austrailia...with the greatest of ease. How cool is that. I'm not sure of the details on the Wii network...but its easier than having to run cables through your house to hook your PS3 up to the internet. I really can only say. The choice is yours...but make the right choice, Rick Santorum is not the man we neee....er I mean, VOTE FOR THE NINTENDO WII...FUCK JUST BUY ONE ON NOVEMBER 19th! PEACE!

Do you know someone who thinks they are better than everyone in the whole world? Or know someone who loves to be with as many people as possible at once? Or perhaps just someone who lies a lot? We'll here come's.... RANT TIME! Episode 9: Cheaters, Egoists and More!!!!! Today is a lovely day...TO CALL CHEATERS, LIARS AND EGOISTS...A BUNCH OF WHORES. Fucking whores...lol. My friend, who's name I will leave anonymous, came to me today about her b/f who cheated on her. This DOUCHEBAG has been ADDED TO RAZ'S DOUCHBAG PERSONS LIST! BUT, let us get on with the story. I hate cheaters. They fuck over their significant others and then they beg for them back after they have completely destroyed any shred of dignity left within them (ERIKA YOU WHORE!...and TIM! I DON'T CARE IF YOU WON A DAMN BEETLE THAT SMELLED LIKE SHIT BECAUSE YOU DIDNT SHOWER FOR A MONTH AND A HALF, YOU'RE STILL LAME!...jk I LOVE YOU GUYS! LOL, I GOT LUCINDA :-D), What the FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?! My friend (whom this rant pertains to) is a really pretty and sweet girl, who I've been friends with since we had class together...and some DOUCHEBAG feels the need to treat her like shit. Why can't people grow up and face their problems like adults instead of taking a destructive path and hurting those they are supposed to care about, REAL FUCKING MATURE! Have you cheating pieces of shit any idea of what you are doing to these people mentally? THE STRESS YOU ARE CAUSING?! NO PROBABLY NOT, BECAUSE ITS ALL ABOUT "YOU." GO DROWN YOURSELVES IN THEIR TEARS CAUSE YOU DON'T DESERVE TO SHED EM. Lame pieces of shit. So anyways I was telling her, "don't give into his begging, because that means you are basically handing the power over to him, and making yourself helpless." Sad to say its true. If you give into someone who cheats or hurts you like that, you are throwing away all you personal integrity. Being the smart girl she is :). She made the right decision and I hope she can stick with it. NOW THEN, back to the topic at point, cheaters, have no care for anyone but themselves and their little penii or their vaginas....whatever...sluts. If you want to get some action, without hurting your "SIGNIFICANT OTHER"...BUY A DAMN VIBRATOR OR MALE SEX TOY! DON'T BE ASHAMED OF YOUR SEXUALITY, ESPECIALLY IF IT MEANS, YOU WON'T HURT SOMEONE ELSES FEELINGS!!!! HOLY CRAP YOU GUYS ARE MORONS AND YOU JUST KEEP MAKING YOURSELVES LOOK WORSE BECAUSE OF THE CRAP YOU DO! FUCKING FIND SOMEONE AND CARE ABOUT THEM...CAUSE ONE DAY...KARMA IS GOING TO KICK YOU SO HARD IN THE ASS THAT YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO SEE A PROCTOLOGIST TO HAVE THE BOOT REMOVED! It is time to digress however. Have an acquaintence or friend who thinks they are HOT SHIT WITH EVERYTHING?! I think we all do. We can't help but get annoyed by them sometimes though. I'm a bit of a narciccist BUT I do it in a friendly confident way, because IT IS good to be narciccistic to a degree. BUT, that one friend, because he or she may have some kind of achievement or simple trait that is "unique", THAT THEY FEEL THE NEED TO RUB IN EVERYONES FACE CONSTANTLY?! Yea, we all do. AND ITS FUCKING ANNOYING PEOPLE! NO ONE GIVES A SHIT! YOU AREN'T BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE! YOU'RE A FUCKING HUMAN FUCK UP JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. SO DON'T GO FUCKING ACTING LIKE YOU ARE BETTER THAN OTHER PEOPLE, IT'S REALLY DAMN ANNOYING! "I HAVE A HIGH PAYING JOB IN SMUCHAGUWA TECHNOLOGY (or whatever)...ITS WILL GET ME THRU ANYTHING." Big fucking deal. You know, not everyone has the same oppurtunites as others. Some people can't afford to go to school or accomplish that goal due to some "roadblock". It's not their fault, but it DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO TREAT PEOPLE ANY LESS BECAUSE THEY CAN'T DO IT, or DONT KNOW SOMETHING...Anyways, this is a note to everyone (including myself) don't let something unique and special about you, get to your head, because you are just going to look like a bitch or a dick. Anyways, it is time to go...::sad music plays::...so. PEACE!

The horrors of food service...LETS ROCK AND ROLL!! ::STRUMS HIS AIR GUITAR....HARDCORE::: RANT TIME! Episode 8: FOOD SERVICE! We've all worked in food service at least once in our lives...DON'T FUCKING DENY IT! I KNOW YOU HAVE TOO! Lol. And MY GOD, why the FUCK DOES IT SEEM LIKE PEOPLE ARE HIT WITH A PATENTED "I'M FUCKING RETARDED BEAM" when they step up to the counter?! PEOPLE DO NOT FUCKING HAVE TO ACT RETARDED WHEN THEY COME TO THE COUNTERS...WE ARE FUCKING NICE ENUFF TO PREPARE YOUR FOOD THAT YOU WAIT PATIENTLY FOR AND YOU GUYS COMPLAIN YOU WAITED TOO LONG, WHEN YOU FUCKING ASKED FOR SOMETHING FRESH!? GO FUCK YOURSELVES! Let's get more specific now. The idea that people get struck with a "I'm FUCKING RETARDED BEAM" when I worked at Cedar Point, people used to ask the STUPIDEST questions. Let me pull out my handy dandy sketch book, with a page entitled B-U-F-F-A-L-O (its the biggest damn written thing on the page, so ITS THE TITLE NOW!). My lovely and one of my closest friends, wrote this. NOTE: These questions pertain to stupid people who don't read menus, and just expect all kinds of food to be available, and stupid people who just lose their sense of COMMON SENSE. So lets begin... 1. What is an Aquafina? Is it a basket? Does it come with fries? 2. Can I have a cup of ICE water, WITHOUT ICE? 3. Do you have nachos? You're machine has a picture of nachos on it. 4. Are the frozen drinks frozen? 5. Can I have a slice of pizza? 6. OOH, WE GET SALAD WITH THE (ham/cheeseburger) BASKET? 7. (this one is kind of random) What time does the 10 o'clock laser light show start? 8. What are cheese fries? 9. (another random one) Is the Sky Ride running? 10. (this one just took the cake) Does the train go upside down? NOW THEN, I will give you a list of follow ups to these questions, we wish we could say, and what we ACTUALLY did say. 1. IT'S EXPENSIVE, WASTE OF MONEY, BOTTLED WATER! ----- It's bottled water not a food item. 2. SO YOU WANT SOME FUCKING WATER THEN?! ----- So you want some water without ice? 3. IT'S A FUCKING PICTURE! READ THE MENU, FUCKTARD. ----- No sorry, thats just the image on our cheese machine. 4. IT'S CALLED A FROZEN DRINK! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?! YES! ----- Yes, our "Tropic Thirst beverages are frozen" 5. YOU HAVE BEEN STARING AT THE MENU FOR 5 MINUTES, DID YOU ONCE SEE FUCKING PIZZA ON IT?! NO!! ----- No, I'm sorry we don't sell pizza. 6. THEY ARE SANDWICH TOPPINGS. Did I give you a fork? NO! ----- Those are customer optional sandwich toppings. 7. (keep in mind, the light show was in the middle of the midway, so there were no seats) ----- It starts at 11:00, but you should get there before 10:45 to get good seats. 8. FRIES WITH CELLULITE ON THEM! ----- Fries with cheese on them. 9. POINTED STRAIGHT THE FUCK UP! ----- No, I'm sorry it is not. OR Yes, it is. 10. (I seriously just walked away when I was asked ..10 then came back and answered the following) ----- No, it doesn't, there is not enough acceleration for the train to be able to carry its weight and go through an inversion like the roller coasters at 30 miles per hour. Now, to rant about my current job a little bit. Why must people feel the fucking need to order food 5 minutes before close? WHY? Is it really that important to feed our countries growing obesity epidemic? NOT IT'S FUCKING NOT, GO ON A DIET PEOPLE! I swear to goodness, one night this women, like 5 mintues before close came and bought all the pretzels in our warmer...and she was riding a motorized chair and looked to weight about 400-500 lbs? WHY DO YOU NEED TO EAT?! Not to mention, those people who want MTO (made to order) food 5 minutes before closing. JUST GO TO McDonalds or Tim Hortons. Then you got these people who complain because they have been waiting in line for 20 minutes, JUST TO ORDER THEIR DAMN FOOD. YOU SAW HOW BIG THE FUCKING LINE WAS, YOU MADE THE DAMN CHOICE, SO DON'T COMPLAIN TO US! ANYWAYS. Enough said for tonight...If you have read this and NEVER HAVE worked in food service. PLEASE WORK IN MERCHANDISE. LOL, love ya all. PEACE!

Aah, professionalism, the vagueist term in any industry. Can anyone truely describe what it is, or will the concept remain abstract and undefinable? I don't know but I feel like writing about it because I find it rather offensive to turn people away from jobs, just because the don't look like the stereotypical "professional person." Lets begin. RANT TIME! Episode 7: What is professionalism? Such a distracting and annoying concept. Professionalism is a joke. People use it as an excuse not to hire people. People use it as an excuse to say "you aren't skilled enough." Professionalism is a term people use and mold at their will. It changes from person to person. To be quite honest, I think the whole concept is bullshit. For instance, take 2 men, both age 25 and both have a PhD ins Biological Engineering and the same exact amount of experience in the field. Just say for instance they won the same awards and what not. The ONLY difference is one dresses in a suit and is clean shaven and the other is simply a gruff looking guy who prefers to wear street clothes. Now, when you look at it, both guys apply for the same job, have the same credentials and what not. They both go in for an interview. Both of them get the job. Lets change the situation a little bit, Lets add a 5 years experience to gruff guy, and Suit guy only has 1 year experience in the field. Suit guy goes in, gruff guy goes in. They both interview. Suit guy gets hired. And it all because Suit guy is wearing a suit. Not because he is experience in the field, not because he won awards, not because he has a PgD in Biological engineering. The Gruff guy gets left high and dry. Now I say that situation is bullshit, because both of the men are just as experience as the other, both communicate just as well and what not (lets just say they are like twins). Just because a man is wearing a suit, should not make the difference between getting a job, and NOT getting a job. That is media stereotype bullshit. Why should someone get a job just because they look nicer than someone else? That is not fair, nor does it acknowledge the "Equal opportunity employment" standards that most companies acknowledge. Shouldn't professionalism be how you handle yourself in a situation? Taking smooth action to conquer an obstacle that is thrown at you? NOT, based on appearance and how you talk? Yes i think so. Professionalism i believe is something that is spur of the moment. You are professional when you have to be. No one can be professional all the time, if that were the case we would be...utterly perfect. The stereotypical professional view that society has, makes us be something we are not in some cases. A kind of slave to conformity. No one should have to conform to any standards to get a job. No one should have to pretend to be something they are not just to survive in this world. It withholds who we are. I guess it fall in line with the idea that "THERE IS NO NORM." Nothing can truely fall into a "Normal" category, because we as humans choose what is normal. Technically the closest we can come to "normal" is Average. That in-between state among all things. We should not allow things to prevent us from being us, because its "not normal" its "not professional." Professionalism, is an abstract concept that people can simply mold to "filter out" what they do not want. If you were a CEO and you hired only people whom wore suits, you could be royally screwed if you are judging people to hire based on suits because for all you know they could have no experience at all, but because they had a suit on and a resume (not necessarily a good one) they got the job. Point? Professionalism, is an abused joke. Peace

Hello and welcome to RANT TIME! Todays rant goes out to my girl KRISSA!!! (BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE THIS ANNOY HER!) This one goes out to all those mother fuckers who thinks constantly tanning and alternative tanning makes you look any hotter than what you are. So lets begin... RANT TIME! Episode 6: ATTACK OF THE ORANGE PEOPLE!!! So anyways KRISSA posted a comment on my last episode of RANT TIME! about how people use this alternative tanning shit to look hot...WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?! Why is it absolutely necessary to fucking tan all the time to look good?! IT ISNT! In 5 fucking years or so, these tanning mother fuckers are going to have saggy ass skin that makes them look like old ladies...WAY TO GO...WAY TO GET RID OF ALL THE HOT GIRLS THAT US HOT DUDES COULD BE WITH. Not to mention, all these tanning people are more likely to get skin cancer because their fantastic idea to put UV RAYS ALL OVER THEIR SKIN...makes them look that much better. WHAT THE FUCK EVER... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NATURAL BEAUTY?! Granted there are some "UGLY" (you are only as ugly as your personality in my opinon) mother fuckers out in this world (although they may have huge hearts..God Bless their souls...they'll be blessed with beauty some day), but at least they don't have to act like fake pieces of shit to be cool. ANYWAYS back to they UV Rays thing... What happens if all of a sudden all tanning beds disappeared and the sun stopped showing itself half as often...are these tanning mother fuckers going to reverse the rays on their microwaves (I mean COME ON, they are radioactive waves too). Some crazy bitch is gonna lose her mind because she can't tan, and shes going to look like someone with leprecy. Get over it and start getting some self confidence. The media is only fucking with your head and putting ideas in your head of what "REAL BEAUTY" is. You want to know something about the media, they are about as reliable as the half assed movies they have been putting out for the past 10 or so years...Type casting and shit...but that will be saved for another time. Anyways, back to the target of discussion. Now for those people who would lose their sun and their tanning beds...there still is that quick fix alternative of FUCKING OOMPA LOOMPA TANNING LOTION. WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE WANT TO LOOK LIKE AN ORANGE POPSICLE, OOMPA LOOMPA?! I mean granted, OOPMA LOOMPA'S ARE FREAKING SWEET and Gene Wilder will live on in our hearts for the rest of your lives but HOLY SHIT you want to wear a fake tan to look good?! I DON'T THINK SO!!! You Orange Creme tanners might as well join the circus as the "L'orange trapeze." "Look at me, I got a tan!" NO YOU DON'T YOU JUST HAVE ORANGE SHIT ALL OVER YOUR BODY! THAT IS EVEN MORE DEPRESSING THAN those people who get plastic surgery to make them look like they have muscl....ok well maybe not that depressing....but its pretty damn sad. I think my point here is, next time you are going to consider tanning, do it naturally with the sun (DON'T USE OOMPA LOOMPA CREAM)...but don't do it to the point that you a white person who looks as black as a charbroiled steak....thats just pathetic...and if your black...uh well you don't really need to tan, you got the good looks already. (SICILIAN PRIDE!...if any of you dont get that comment...Sicily was conquered by an African tribe called the Moors, and they bread with the white inhabitants for many centuries and gradually you had white people with dark hair and dark eyes...SO SEXY!) We'll that is all for tonight...RANT TIME Episode 3 next time! PEACE! P.S. The more idea's you input, the more I can output :) P.S. I DON'T DISAGREE WITH THOSE PEOPLE WHO TAN NATURALLY. Consider those people who, just got to the beach and go swimming or go swimming at their own house, or are just playing outside at a picnic or something, tanning like that is great...cause its NATURAL!

There are so many reasons to write this episode of RANT TIME! that I don't even know where to start. So I'm just going to jump straight into it...lets ROC! RANT TIME! Episode 5: MILKING THE FRANCHISE!!! How many of you fuckers remember...MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS?? Why the hell did they need to continue it after the first season? It was great (and corny as hell) but great...especially when you are a 9 year old living in Chicago. BUT WHY IS IT NECESSARY TO TAKE SOMETHING COOL AND DESTROY IT?! Ninja Turtles, He-Man, Final Fantasy VII... DAMNIT! OK NINJA TURTLES IS AWESOME, WE ALL KNOW THAT. But why the hell did they feel a need to remake the cartoon series? I know the remake of Ninja Turtles is loosely based on the comic book but WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT?! It was great back in the 90's and late 80's. Same with He-Man....WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON WITH THAT...granted I don't remember much of the original He-man (I was a wee-little He-Man when it was on TV) but WHAT THE FUCK! They remade He-Man into some kind of fucking Sci-Fi/Fantasy show. He-Man is about a FUCKING barbarian type prince named Adam who beats up Skeletor. They turned Skeletor into a bad ass that constantly kicks He-Mans ass, so he man needs his super transforming tank buddies to help his ass out...WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT? WHY TAKE SOMETHING GREAT AND DESTROY IT! DON'T GET ME STARTED ON FINAL FANTASY VII (7 for those are to stupid to understand Roman numerals)! I personally enjoyed Final Fantasy VII very much. I love Squaresoft (now Square-Enix) very much, I can honestly say I have never played a bad title by Squaresoft. It is one of my favorite companies...but damn, why do they keep pumping out these sequels and prequels to a game that is just great on its own. Yeah Advent Children is cool to watch...but it WASN'T necessary. And Dirge of Cerberus...its like they took the world of Final Fantasy VII and its characters and made a shooter game loosely based around Vincent Valentine (if you haven't played Final Fantasy VII or don't know who Vincent is...please go kill yourself...or buy a 10 dollar copy of the game...:-D). I mean Dirge is GREAT as a shooter...but thats about it in my opinion. Anyways...I can't wait for FFXII (again those who cant read Roman numerals...12...and if you cant figure it out...ugh its FF = Final Fantasy)...lets move on shall we? X-Men...X-MEN....THEY DESTROYED X-MEN 3 (the movie). I hear it's cool, and a great movie for a watch, but if your a comic fan or know anything about the ART OF COMICKING (what I mean by art is writing and understanding...ART ISN'T JUST PRETTY PICTURES...ITS AN EXPRESSION OF ONE PERSONS SELF!) X-Men 3 was bad for a couple reasons, they killed of Cyclops (boo hoo if you didn't see the movie, he dies in the comics too) JUGGERNAUT IS NOT A MUTANT IN THE COMICS...HE GETS HIS POWERS FROM A MAGICAL GEMSTONE and PHOENIX'S POWERS ARE DUMBED DOWN. Another note about X-Men, the 90's cartoon was GREAT, why the FUCK DID THEY HAVE TO REMAKE and X-MEN cartoon called X-Men evolution...another reason to milk the franchise I suppose. ::Thinking to himself..."lets see I've covered He-man, TMNT, FFVII, X-men, Power Rangers":: AH HA! XENOGEARS! Why THE FUCK did Monolith feel it was necessary to make a prequel (Xenosaga episode 1-3 so far) to Xenogears (the best RPG I played on PS1)??? Xenogears is the most engrossing and deep story I have ever played on a console....full of love, betrayal, war, racism (more of a genocide thing due to a fucked up in the head dude named Krelian...who by the way is LAME (thanks Randy :-D) and a whole other MISH MOSH of great characters), hate, understanding one self, trust and friendship, death, life....etc...JUST FUCKING PLAY IT. Anyways, Xenogears is one of the best RPG's I have played in my entire life. And I think Xenosaga is beautiful and the battle system is great...but without it being produced by Squaresoft...Monolith can only really make their own characters that have no relation to the ones in Xenogears (even though Xenosaga takes place like 11000 years earlier). In otherwords, NO Square-Enix means NO use of the copyrighted names used in Xenogears or artistic reference). Anyways, I hate that they milk franchises like this...and I'm sure other people do too. Something great was put out first, then companies and people make this crap that is supposedly going to ENHANCE THE EXPERIENCE of the original. Whatever... PEACE! P.S. STOP MAKING DDR. THERE IS NO MORE MUSIC TO PUT ONTO THOSE DAMN GAMES!! The LAST good DDR was DDR Mario Mix. ALL THOSE OTHER DDR GAMES before DDR Extreme and Extreme 2 are awesome. P.S. What do you feel is milking a franchise that I haven't mentioned we'll TELL ME please :) Alright...I've gotten a few more franchises that need to be bitched at...so I begin once again... TRANSFORMERS, ROBOTS IN DISGUISE! More like ROBOTS THAT DISGUST. What the fuck happened from the 80's Transformers to the NEW Transformers. Transformers Armada? Why the fuck does Optimus Prime need a POWER UP module (I forget the name of the stupid mini robots) TO WHOOP THE SHIT OUT OF MEGATRON?! What happened at the end of each episode where Megatron gets his ass handed to him by the Autobots?! Now its like...LETS DRAG THE SERIES OUT, LET MEGATRON BE SUPER AWESOME FOR A WHILE AND AT THE END OF THE SERIES...WE CAN HAVE OPTIMUS PRIME AND THE AUTOBOTS WHOOP THE SHIT OUT OF THE DECEPTICONS! FUCK THAT! Another series ruined for the sake of our new generation of kids... WHY THE FUCK NOT RE-RELEASE the ORIGINAL TRANSFORMERS ON TV (I mean its cool that they released it on DVD...BUT THAT IS NOT ENOUGH...THESE LITTLE KIDS ARE GOING AROUND SPOUTING REFERENCES ABOUT CRAP THAT SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST...if you can't tell I loved the original Transformers...and I hate seeing something GREAT get decimated like a penis in a paper shredder...er I mean paper. G.I. Joe... Tsk tsk...G.I. Joe Sigma six...another great series...that became ANIME. G.I. Joe the classic was great because of the corny ass dialogue and the crazy terrorist leader, Cobra. DON'T FUCK WITH G.I. Joe...JUST DON'T. That is all I have to say about that. I'd love to rant about Superman, but I don't feel like it, Superman is cool even though Superman 3 and 4 sucked horribly in the 80's. Although they have dumbed him down in the Justice League cartoon...etc. PEACE! (for the second time!)

OK I know I just submitted an episode of RANT TIME! but I REALLY FELT THE NEED TO WRITE THIS! So here are 2 explanations as to why. Explanation 1: Why my mood is depressed...I'm so depressed because of these people who Invite you to be their friends on Myspace (girls mainly) who invite you to be their friends because they think they are super hot super models...WHAT THE FUCK EVER. Explanation 2: I woke up this morning, and checked my Myspace and well HOLY SHIT I had 5 friend requests....2 OF THESE FRIEND REQUESTS HAD THE SAME EXACT PICTURE....all of them were "hot girls" who think they are popular. LETS GET ON WITH IT! RANT TIME! Episode 4: YOU ARE NOT HOT!!! OK WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?! YOU CAN'T BECOME POPULAR ON THE INTERNET. THESE PEOPLE DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE. Unless, you take the time to chat with someone online and really get to know them, you can't say they are a friend. Friends have advice and are unbiased about things that are important to you and are there when you need them. I must use a quote from my friend Car-Car "Friends are not those people who you have known the longest...THEY ARE THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE STAYED BY YOUR SIDE!" (something like that). So what the fuck is up with all these people on Myspace, feeling the need to be so fucking fake?! Why don't you go out and have fun and make some friends in real life instead of drowning your sorrows in comments like "YOU ARE SO HOT BABY" and "I'd fuck dat ass." How depressing. I have to say, as a guy, I feel its more degrading for a woman to appeal to guys like that. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HAVING CLASS?! So you got a few pictures...mostly head shots that SUCK! WHO GIVES A FUCK! NO ONE...YOUR JUST A PIECE OF MEAT TO THOSE INTERNET PERVS :P. Myspace is great I will admit. IT IS A GREAT WAY to keep in touch with your close friends say if you moved to another city and they don't have a messaging program. BUT seriously, is it absolutely necessary to have 12643 (I randomly punched that in :P) friends?! I can understand if you're a celebrity with a Myspace (like Dane Cook, love your comedy man :-D) but when you just go on to have people look at your pictures....whats the fucking point?! These people don't care about your "career," I'm sure your close friends do, but I'm pretty damn sure the other 12600 (minus the 43 real friends) DON'T GIVE A DAMN. I'D RATHER STAB MY EYES OUT WITH A SPORK THAN SUFFER THE INDIGNATION OF PEOPLE SELLING OUT ON THE INTERNET! We all have real talent, I'm pretty damn sure you cats have other talents than "looking pretty" SO FUCKING find your REAL talents...just put piss poor face shots on your Myspace and claim to be a model. DEAR GOD, save us from the sell outs...Anyways, I just felt I really annoyed by that earlier and depressed at the same time....so there you have it....YOU ARE NOT HOT! PEACE! P.S. I'm sure plenty of you get JUST AS ANNOYED by those friend requests.

Honor...honor...honor...lets begin...A VERY FUCKING BIG TOPIC! RANT TIME! Episode 3: HONOR?! WHAT THE FUCK?! I'm going to start by giving you 2 definitions of honor I found at Dictionary.com (that I preferred to select to describe what I'm talking about): 1. honesty, fairness, or integrity in one's beliefs and actions: a man of honor. and 13. to hold in honor or high respect; revere: to honor one's parents. (theres like 26) Why does honor no longer exist among people? There is no such thing as HONOR in a society as depraved as ours. People fucking cheat on each other, take no regard to the idea that someone is in a relationship or honor their own, for instance: "I have a boyfriend." "We'll thats ok, that never stopped me." WHAT KINDA PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE THAT THEY CAN'T RESPECT OTHER PEOPLES RELATIONSHIPS. But it is not only honor in relationships its honor among friends and trust. WHY THE HELL can't people even honor their own friendships. Why can't people give up something they are doing to help their friends (especially when what they are doing is trivial)?! People fight, and betray each other everyday, and its fucking annoying. Wolves have more honor among each other than humans do...that is pretty fucking sad. This depraved society has honor for things that shouldn't be honored....MONEY, SEX AND MATERIAL BULLSHIT! What the FUCK IS MONEY GOING TO DO FOR YOU WHEN YOU GET BACKSTABBED BY A FRIEND OR BETRAYED BY A SPOUSE...OR IF YOU ARE AT WAR AND YOU DUDE GETS SHOT?! NOTHING. Honor...knights had honor. They looked out for everyone and put these people before themselves, protecting and serving. Samurai had honor...respecting and revering their families (if they had them). To bad people don't exist like that anymore (very few do, I do know like two). All anyone cares about today is their self-satisfaction living in constant fear of what could happen to them (again, not necessarily everyone, but the majority). Because of this shit, people disregard other peoples feelings and ideas RELINQUISHING FUCKING ANY SENSE OF EMPATHY OR CARING! It says in the Bible to "Honor your mother and father" and "Worship only God..no false idols...blah blah". I SURE SEE A LOT OF WORSHIP GOING ON...FUCKING WORSHIPING THE GREEN DIETY! And respecting and honoring parents anymore?! HARDLY happens, I do admit sometimes I have some strife with my ma BUT I love her to death and for everything she has done for me. A lot of kids today get so emersed in the material crap that their parents feed into them that they totally disregard the idea of "my parents do this because they want me to be happy" and instead go with "I CAN GET ANYTHING I WANT FROM MY PARENTS...ALL I FUCKING GOTTA DO IS PRETEND I HATE SOME" (something like that...). Not to much honoring of parents anymore, although there are some people. "Playa's"...you guys are so fucking lame and so fake, you should drown yourselves in a pool of someone elses tears. Why the fuck can't you pieces of shit just find a girl, and be happy with her?! Instead of just being like "oh yeah baby, I love you" just to get your "little man" some action? GROW THE FUCK UP. FUCKING HONORLESS PIECES OF SHIT! It's no wonder so many people are psychologically traumatized about relationships...because of people like that. Alas, THERE IS some hope, in this world...because guys who are close and strong bonded friends, do share a code of honor. And I know girls to do (always sneaking away to the bathroom together....we know what you're doing :P). So maybe someday, a NEW "Age of Chivalry" will arise...but as hopeless as our society is...PROBABLY NOT...I'm done. :) PEACE!

Alright, we have all had them, we have all been treated like shit at some point or another and everyone can agree with this. We have ALL been with a trainwreck or a few to boot. So lets laugh and giggle at the truths we are about to see. LET US BEGIN THE LONG AWAITED: RANT TIME! Episode 2: WOO WOO! Trainwreck Relationships! So we can all agree that we have at one point or another been in a shitty ass relationship. A trainwreck if you will. Sometimes so bad that, well just imagine a train on the tracks not moving and somehow, this train manages to derail and smash into a wall....without even once starting to move....yeah we have had relationships like that. We'll I am quite sure this list I am going to make may be quite familiar in scenario to a lot of persons who read this about why, these trainwrecks happen. 1. Your person does not communicate or express their feelings. 1a. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOU HAVE TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT WHATS ON YOUR MIND WITH YOUR MATE IN ORDER TO WORK OUT YOUR PROBLEMS. IF YOU FEEL INSECURE OR LIKE YOU ARE NOT BEING TREATED RIGHT, FUCKING SAY SOMETHING. 2. Your person feels that expressing themselves is a burden upon the relationship. 2a. I have only one thing to say about that: ANYONE WHO FUCKING THINKS THAT IS RETARDED! EXPRESSION OF EMOTION IS QUITE IMPORTANT TO A RELATIOSHIP. Yea! Lets fucking act like nothing is ever wrong and pretend like ignorace will make everything work. 3. Cheating on your person or getting cheated on by your person. 3a. OK, This one pisses me off, we have at one point or another been at this point where this scenario may have happened. If you are not happy with your relationship, then FUCKING BREAK UP AND GO OUT WITH THE PERSON YOU WANNA CHEAT WITH! It saves A LOT OF heartbreak, drama and more. And if you can't deal with any relationships, JUST BE A FUCKING PLAYER, at least you can be grimy and fuck as many people as you want that way. 4. Denying yourself or your person denying aspects about yourself. 4a. For instance, say you are not a virgin, DON'T FUCKING DENY IT! ONCE YOU ARE NOT A VIRGIN, THAT'S IT, YOUR NOT A VIRGIN! Or for instance, if you cheated on someone, don't deny, it unless you really haven't. Here is another scenario: If you met someone and you had a certain personality about you when you met them that really attracted them, don't fucking change your personality and slut it up/man whore it up so you can make fucking friends, that is so fucking lame, but then again, SOMETIMES IT CAN'T BE HELPED! :-D 5. Respect your mate. 5a. REAL FUCKING SIMPLE TARDS! If you are dating someone, dont be grinding on other guys/girls at the club when you are with your girl/guy. Other scenarios would include, dressing like a slut when you go out with your b/f (girls), trying to be a fucking casanova even when you girl is right there (guys) and simply being honest. 6. KEEPING FUCKING SECRETS! 6a. There is NO fucking reason to keep secrets in a relationship. When you keep secrets you create a sense of insecurity for your partners, morons. And keeping secrets also means that SHADY ASS BUSINESS can be going on. Obviously if you are keeping a secret from your mate, you have something to hide, such as seeing a "friend" who is more than a "friend" (you know, those "friends" who are the opposite gender and "have always been my best friend). DON'T KEEP FUCKING SECRETS! Man there are so many issues that create trainwreck relationships, that I don't really feel like typing more at the moment, so I am just going to leave ya all with a To Be Continuted.....PEACE, for now!