17yearshere's blog: "random"

A short list of things that piss me off People who tailgate me on the highway when I'm in the middle lane and the lane on either side is empty People who tailgate me in traffic as if riding my bumper is going to make the 16 cars in front of me go any faster Christians who keep saying how sorry they am for me and how much pity they have for me for not having Jebus in my life People who come to a complete stop at Yield signs every time regardless of traffic People who stop short of a red light by about 100 yards, then slowly creep up to the light until it turns green People who stop on green lights People who get in the right turn lane to go straight, then try to cut me off when I go straight and honk at me for using my right of way That damn "you got questions, we got answers" slogan at Radioshack, WHEN I used to work there, people would come in with the stupedist questions, like why do I still have to plug in the power cord on my laptop now that it has a Wireless card, or why did my flashlight stop working when I just put in new batteries last year. Those home improvement shows which show how easy it is to do your own electrical or plumbing work with complete disregard for state and local building codes or license requirements Other employees who get pissed at me for taking my job seriously PEOPLE WHO USE CAPS LOCK CONSTANTLY BECAUSE THEY THINK IT LOOKS COOL, ESPECIALLY WEN DEY UZ S2PIT LUKIN TINGS LYQ DIS BCUZ DEY TINK ID LUKS KOOL Religious people who think their religion automatically makes them better than everybody else regardless of the fact that they don't even take their own religion seriously Italy Black people who accuse every white person of judging them by the color of their skin but don't understand the hypocrisies of that Black people who demand retribution money from me for the suffering of their enslaved ancestors regardless of that according to my genealogy, none of my ancestors were involved at the time of slavery some where actually slaves themselves. and NO they weren't black People who feel the need to be politically correct about everything, like saying Native American when the person they're talking to even says they prefer to be called Indian People who get in a minor fender bender on the highway, but rather than moving their cars into the breakdown lane, they block 2 full lanes and hold up traffic People who sue the Railroad companies because the train hit their car when they drove around the lowered crossing gates Adelphia Cable Verizon Wireless Market Basket Supermarkets People who claim to be Atheists for no other reason than to piss off Christians Decaffeinated Coffee Flourecent Lights Low Pressure Sodium lights (those orange streetlights) People who turn the volume all the way down on stereos rather than just hitting th power button The way my husband keeps asking me to fix his computer, but always closes the anti-spy ware program because it gets in his way when he's downloading some random game from some random website Goth kids who claim to worship Satan but know absolutely nothing about Satanism Working with people who just graduated college, and think they can do the job I've been doing for 8 years better than me, yet know absolutely nothing about it. People who say that I'm stupid because I never went to college, despite my great house, my dream job, and my $26, 000 car, even though they're living with their parents at 27 and still drive the car they had in Highschool Emo kids Jiffy Lube for putting regular oil in my car even though I told them that I only use full synthetic Hot air popcorn poppers where the chute is too small and the fan is too powerful so they blow the popcorn all over the place People who trade in their compact car for a full size Ford Excursion or a Hummer, and seem to expect that it will drive exactly the same way People with a shitty Honda accord, but still tripple park to show off the 40 bucks worth of cheap graphics they put on the car My ex roommate Kia cars Low ceiling fans (I'm 6'0" in my heals) People who use fog machines without checking for optical smoke detectors first The asshole band manager of the band Great White who shot off roman candles under an 8' dropped ceiling, thus setting the club on fire, resulting in over 100 people dieing at the Station Nightclub in Warwick RI. Even though the stage pyrotechnics industry is one of the most heavily regulated ones there is, this asshole caused a lot of good people to lose work because people assume this guy was a professional and figure that this was a good display gone wrong Those Styrofoam plates that melt whenever you put something hot on them People who don't clean their gas grills People who consider Marijuana to be just as dangerous as Heroin The kid I knew who kept trying to get me to do Heroin right up till the day he died of an overdose People who would rather their audio system sound like shit than not look identical to their iPod The guy that keeps trying to talk me into getting an iPod, even though my Creative Nomad has twice the capacity of his iPod and cost half as much Rich people who get pissed becuase they get treated like everybody else especially when they don't tip This is only a very short list of my problems

Chickity China the Chinese chicken,You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin,Watchin X-Files with no lights on,We're dans la maison ,I hope the Smoking Man is in this one,Like Harrison Ford I'm getting Frantic,Like Sting I'm Tantric ,Like Snickers , guaranteed to satisfy,

They lie about marijuana .Tell you pot-smokeing makes you unmotivated.Lie! When you're high you can do everything you normally do, just as well.You just realize that it's not worth the Fucking Effort...There is a diffrence

Love like I know it. I sit here, I wonder, I feel strong, I surrender. We laugh, We cry, We hold hands, We deny. Why? I'm sitting here, again, I'm wondering, again, I feel strong for a second, and that second derives and.. I surrender, again. Why? My love isn't love as you know it, It's love for a friend who I care for, Much more, I realise, that needs me for. So, I grasp my hands as you used to, So, i lift my head like you used to, and I smile they way you made me smile, Because, love is a word, love is a meaning, you are a love of mine, through out, beyond, all time.

Lately, I've morphed into something even I can't recognize. I tried stepping out of my comfort zone, only to be shot down and forced back into seclusion. I get sick to my stomach almost daily now, and I really can't tolerate anything anymore. I had heart, but people ripped that apart. I kind of just float on now, allowing things to pass me by. I can't communicate to save my life, and when I try to, it comes out even more mutiliated. I'm currently stressed out and exhausted, and tired of dealing with people who don't care about me. In the end, all I ever wanted was compassion. For someone to just say, "Jessalynne, I fucking love you."

Somewhere over the rainbow Way up high There's a land that I heard of Once in a lullaby Somewhere over the rainbow Skies are blue And the dreams that you dare to dream Really do come true Some day I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds are far behind me Where troubles melt like lemondrops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me Somewhere over the rainbow Bluebirds fly Birds fly over the rainbow Why then, oh why can't I? Some day I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds are far behind me Where troubles melt like lemondrops Away above the chimney tops That's where you'll find me Somewhere over the rainbow Bluebirds fly Birds fly over the rainbow Why then, oh why can't I? If happy little bluebirds fly Beyond the rainbow Why, oh why can't I?

One day while on patrol a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car was how hot the driver was! Drop dead blonde the works. "I've pulled you over for speeding ma'me.....could I see your drivers license...? "...Whats a license...???" replied the blonde. instantly giving away the fact that she was as a stump. Its usually in your wallet... replied the officer. After fumbling for a few minutes the driver managed to find it. Now may I see your registration!!! Asked the cop. Registration....whats that...?asked the blonde. Its usually in your glove compartment said the cop impatiently after some more fumbling she found the registration. Ill be back in a minute.. the cop said and walked back to his car. The officer phoned into the dispatch to run a check on the womans license and registration. After a few moments the dispatcher came back. Ummm is this woman driving a red sports car. Yes....Replied the officer. Is she a drop dead gorgeous blonde? asked the dispatcher. Uh...Yes replied the cop. Heres what you do.....said the dispatcher.Give her stuff back and drop your pants. WHAT!!!?Icant do that. Its ........inappropriate..exclaimed the cop. Trust me....Just do it..said the dispatcher. So the cop goes back to the car gives back the license and registration and drops his pants, just as the dispatcher said. The blonde looks down and sighs..... Ohh no......not ANOTHER breathalyzer....