289781's blog: "Random Thoughts"

Random thoughts... literally. Things have been well for me. Sorry I haven't been around, but as most of you who truly know me know that my life has turned for the better. I don't sit in front of the computer hardly at all compared to what I used to. I'm happy with that. 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile. A little snuggling isn't unreasonable, but when it's time to actually sleep? An arm draped over you should suffice. 6. Expecting him to always lay on the charm and romance. Sometimes, that's nice. Sometimes. But expecting him to be all roses and candles all the time is like expecting you to act like a pornstar all the time. If you're not willing to do that, don't expect him to switch for you. 7. Being selfish in bed. Regardless of the shit that Cosmo forces down our throats, sex is NOT just about us. Get over it. 8. Using Cosmo as a sex bible. I dont know who comes up with half that shit, but I'm pretty sure they need counseling. 9. Whining when he pushes your head down on his cock instead of stroking your hair. Know why he's pushing, skippy? Because you aren't doing it right, and have apparently ignored the other clues he's given you. Pay attention to the signals that he's sending you. 10. Not moving at all. Missionary is not an excuse to do nothing. 11. Expecting him to undress himself with any amount of grace. He's about to get some pussy. Be glad he bothered to take his pants all the way off. If it concerns you so much, undress him yourself. 12. Not shaving your legs. Im pretty bad at this myself. But if you want your guy stubble free, you better get out the razor. 13. Allowing your crotch to resemble the amazon. Yes, waxing hurts. Yes, some people don't want to go bare. Thats fine. If you like bush, great. If you have sensitive skin and can't shave, I feel for you. But for the love of Christ, trim that shit if you want him to spend any time down there. 14. Assuming that sex means a relationship. The only relationship you have is that he has now stuck his hoo hoo dilly in your cha cha. That's as far as it goes unless otherwise noted. 15. Withholding oral sex just because you're ragging. He didn't do it. Unless you want him to withhold oral sex because he's hormonal, I suggest you get some kneepads. 16. Expecting him to figure out what you like by what noise you make. Use your words. Have you ever actually heard what you sound like while you're having sex? If you heard yourself on tape, and someone asked you to explain what was causing you to make that noise, 67% of women would respond with answers like "I stubbed my toe" "I ran up the steps" or "I was putting up drywall". 17. Leaving condoms up to him. If you're sexually active and insist that he uses a condom, I suggest buying a box and keeping it by your bed. Not all men keep them on them, and it's just as much your responsibility as it is his. If you think that makes you a slut, you shouldn't be having sex anyway. Go back to Jr High. 18. Getting your undies in a bunch when he talks dirty. A little fantasy can be fun. If he treats you with respect all the time, you shouldn't be offended when he calls you his dirty little slut. When he calls you a whore and tells you to come, its his way of showing that he cares if you get off. Stop being a sissy. 19. Refusing to be spontaneous. I know this is shocking, but sometimes sex OUTSIDE of the bedroom is fun. 20. Dissing quickies because it's not some slow sensual ordeal. Sex is a dynamic thing. Theres an awesome raw energy when you only have 20 minutes but having to have someone so bad that you do it half clothed against the wall. Readjust your thinking. 21. Being too much of a pussy to tell him what is or isn't acceptable before you start bumping uglies. Be honest. If he asks if he can poke you in the butt, and you giggle and say no like it's an invitation, don't look surprised when he "accidentally" sticks his cock in your butt. 22. Expecting him to undress you. I put a bra on almost every day. I know for a fact that getting them off isn't always easy. Help a brother out. 23. Undressing in the dark. If youre shy, dim the lights, but give the man something to see. No ripping off the clothes and diving under the covers, either. 24. Refusing to get on top. Theres no reason men should have to do all the work. 25. Getting that bored look on your face. Men are more visual than women. Give him something to look at. Get on top and arch your back a little bit. Move. Do something to indicate that you 1) are not dead and 2) didn't suffer a minor stroke rendering you unable to move. 26. Expecting him to do all the touching when you're riding him. It's your body, you're used to it. Play with your tits, rub your clit, do something to make his job easier. 27. Being too afraid to guide your partner's hand when hes touching you. Don't like the way he's doing it? Gently take his hand and show him how you like it. 28. Getting into bed, getting naked, fooling around and then deciding that you just want to cuddle, then getting offended when he doesn't. Its your choice to stop, but don't look all fucking surprised when he's confused. You got him naked in your bed, what else did you think was going to happen? 29. Refusing to let him take control. So your a feminist. Big fucking deal. Letting him call the shots doesn't make you any less of one. 30. Refusing to take control. Its ok to crawl across a bed to him on all fours, push him down and crawl on top. It's not his responsibility to start things all the time. 31. Forgetting that he has a body that likes to be touched, too. Men have things like backs and shoulders and stomachs and other parts that are fun to kiss and touch. You miss a lot of good places by concentrating solely on his penis. 32. Ignoring his balls. Seriously, they are there. Kiss them, lick them, suck on them, make a relationship with them, just don't ignore them. 33. Leaving him to his own devices. Nothing is worse than a girl who gets you most of the way off and then bolts because she doesn't want to deal with the mess. 34. Launching into some speech about not being an object for sex when he tries to titty fuck you. Jesus Christ, just push them together and enjoy yourself. You get a great view. 35. Expecting him to handle you like a porcelain doll. I'd hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you're not going to break, sister. So doing it against the wall gives you a bruise on your shoulder. Look at it later and giggle at the memory. 36. Refusing to try things in the name of "making love". You're not making anything. You are naked. With another person. Making strange faces and weird noises. Stop romanticizing it. 37. Taking things way too seriously. Sex is funny. Actually it's hilarious. Somewhere along the line, someone is going to fall off of a bed, hit their head on a lighting fixture, accidentally kick a midget or trip over a goat. It's how you deal with it that really matters. 38. Throwing a bitch fit when he asks for a 3 some. Its the American dream. (I know my ex is reading this right now, so a quick interjection. One request for a 3 some is ok. Every 5 minutes, not so much. Knowthe difference). 39. Continuing a blow job knowing that you have god awful cotton mouth. Really. Grab a bottle of water. 40. Nails. Its one thing tracing them up and down your partners back. Its another when you snag the goods with a claw. 41. Bitching when you get jizz on you. You're having sex. That will happen. Thats the entire point of sex. Establish where he can and cant jizz and be done with it. Remember, it tightens the pores. 42. Not making any noises at all. Moan. Scream his name. Something so he knows he's the best you've had, even if he isn't. 43. Faking orgasms. Just. Don't. By faking (IF he believes you) he thinks he's doing everything right. And if he doesn't know its not working, he's not going to change it. Starting a vicious cycle of unfulfilling sex which will eventually be very damaging to his ego. 44. Not washing before sex. I know that sex is spontaneous, this is more of a general statement. If you haven't showered that day, and things smell a little...fishy...perhaps demanding oral sex is a little ridiculous of you. 45. Anything that involves inserting anything into his body that he has not specifically approved before hand. I don't care what Cosmo says, some things are simply not pleasant surprises. 46. Refusing to use oils/whipped cream/other messy but fun things because you have 541510630 count Egyptian cotton sheets that were made by hand by the only person alive capable of sewing that pattern. They'll wash. 47. Doing all of your before bed things before sex. Yes, sleeping with makeup on is bad. Now is not the time to remove it, you can do that later. And really fucking you with your hair in a ratty scrunchie with acne cream on your nose is not all its cracked up to be. 48. Cleaning up after sex. Wiping the splooge off is one thing. But changing the sheets immediately so you can get the other ones in the washer and then sanitizing everything your naked body might have possibly passed by is not the way to do it. 49. Making a big deal out of it if he loses his hard on. This is not an interrogation, or 20 questions. It happens, he's probably mortified and you are NOT helping. Refrain from using phrases like "it happens to every guy". Just move to other activities until it gets hard again, and if it doesn't, get off another way with him. He's still capable of getting you off. Mumbling "Forget it" and rolling over are not ok. 50. Asking questions right afterwards. The woman equivalent of "was it good for you?". Now is not a good time to ask "What this means". Right now, it means he probably needs to take a drink, a leak and a nap, perhaps not in that order.

I remember back in my high school days when drama abounded and kids were cruel. Back in the day when we were all still trying to figure out who we were and where we wanted to go, or where we were going to go. Back in the day when I wanted nothing more than for everyone to be popular, and for everyone to get along. High school girls were so mean. They picked at each other in an attempt to mask their own insecurities, they took sides against each other, friends against friends in an attempt to one-up each other. It was terrible watching it. It was difficult to see one of my friends be mean and cruel to another of my friends. It was even harder not to be put in the middle. Two girls fighting to be number one, both pulling me in opposite directions trying to make me choose one over the other. It was stressful enough without having to try to explain to each girl that I loved them both as friends and couldn't choose one over the other. Trying to explain my feelings to both girls simply turned each of the fighting girls onto me, as if I had started the problem myself. It's then that I learned that if there was drama between friends, family, or anyone else I knew, it was best left to those involved to solve. Anything I said would be taken and used. Anything I said would be taken to hurt someone else. There was nothing anyone could say, including myself, that would fix the problem between the fighting parties. I've noticed a ton of drama here on CT. Drama between friends, and drama being perpetuated by friends of friends. Each person who posts a bulletin saying my friend said you did this, or my friend said you did that, or my friend was upset because you did that/this/the other thing is doing nothing but making the problem worse for both parties. It's sad to see, folks. It's sad to see adults behaving the same as teenagers. It's sad to see one friend of mine hurting another friend of mine, simply because they said someone's real name online. In truth, who really cares? I use my real name on here all the time, and I tell you; it would be very easy to find me. Are people so afraid of being hunted down and killed that they lose great friendships over the usage of a name? People, you could be hunted down and killed by your next door neighbor. By the homeless guy you always give money to. By that freaky guy down the hall where you work. You know the one; the guy who doesn't talk much. The one that doesn't hang out with anyone, but somehow always seems to know what's been going on. The guy that fits the very definition of the serial killer profile. Did you know that 9 out of 10 rapes and murders today are done by people we know in every day life. People we see day in and day out, and yet here you are worried that your name on the internet is going to cause you harm?! I say let's leave the drama to the kids and start by accepting each other for who we are, faults and all. And if you can't handle someone for who they are, block them. And if you can't block them, delete everything they send you, thereby ignoring them. And if you can't handle ignoring them, then maybe you need to take a look inside yourself and decide if you should really be on a site like this. This is an adult site, folks. This isn't a site for kids. If you can't handle yourself as an adult, maybe you shouldn't be here. After all, this is *just* the internet. ~*~*~ Edited ~*~*~ This is NOT saying in any way, shape or form that Wocka Wocka Wocka is the person in the wrong here. I feel that those people making bulletins against him are doing nothing but causing more problems. This entire post is to encourage all the 'friends of' either party to let both people alone. This matter is between Wocka Wocka Wocka and the other person - NOT their friends. If, for some reason, you feel you can no longer be friends of one of the two parties than it's decision time. Surly as adults you can make that decision for yourselves, without trying to sway other people and without posting childish bulletins about how you feel a person is wrong/stupid/whathaveyou. ... After all, isn't that what the 'haters' are for?! And you guys aren't childish 'haters', are you... you're adults.

Thanks again for the gifts. I'd like to know who you are so that I might return the favor.

I've been on CherryTap for a little while now and have noticed something that kinda bothers me. I have nothing but respect for the US Soldier. They go places I could never go, see things that I could never see, and do things I could never do. I have several friends in Iraq right now, and have a brother who will be going overseas in a few months. I may not support my current government, but you can bet your bottom dollar that I support our troops. Having said that, what's bothering me today is seeing a military man using his military status to win several contests here on CherryTap. Not just one or two, mind you, but several contests. Why does this bother me? Mostly because while he's here trying to win contests there are many other military profiles out there being overlooked. To be truthful, it bothers me when anyone uses a certain 'status' to gain favor with someone else or win contests, instead of gaining favor by making friends. Instead of saying, "Hey, vote for me and help me win because I'm military", why doesn't this person get to know the people on his friend's list? Why doesn't he earn points the honorable way like everyone else? I've seen plenty of profiles here that have 'I'm a Military man's wife' or some such thing, and that doesn't bother me. I think they should be proud of who they are and what their spouses are doing. I simply don't see any honor in using your military status to win contests instead of making a point of making friends and winning those contests honestly.... just like everyone else.

To the person who keeps sending me anonymous gifts... Thank you. I love them.

I'm sorry That I'm not enough of a slut to sleep with you on a first date I'm sorry That my boobs aren't big enough to "satisfy" your needs I'm sorry That I'm not anorexic and skinny enough for you to see my ribs I'm sorry That I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl" I'm sorry That I'm not a Playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you I'm sorry I don't have a dream body that turns you on But most of all I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

" What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. " In your careers,you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say " hello." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rain storm. Her car had Broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her, generally Unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960's. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab. She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A Special note was attached. It read: "Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's' bedside just before he passed away... God Bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others." 3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those Who serve. In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10-year- old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him. " How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked. " Fifty cents," replied the waitress. The little boy pulled is hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it. " Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired. By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient. " Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied. The little boy again counted his coins. " I'll have the plain ice cream," he said. The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress Came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies.. You see, he couldn' t have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip. 4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our Path. In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the King's' wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way. Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing And straining, he finally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the King indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The Peasant learned what many of us never understand! Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve Our condition. 5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts... Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a Hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood Transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had tiraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness. The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister. I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, " Yes I'll do it if it will save her." As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded. He looked up at the doctor and asked with a Trembling voice, " Will I start to die right away". Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the Doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her.

There are so many things out there today that cause us stress in our lives. Our alarms wake us up with a jolt - our first moment of stress. We rush around all day long trying to keep up with the kids, the bills, the competition and the Jones'. Then we deal with the evening fusses. Kids' homework, laundry, dinner, cleaning the house, making sure everything's ready so we can get up and do it again tomorrow. I wonder, sometimes, how many of us sit down and read what we forward on in our emails and our 'bulletins'. I wonder if our minds are really on what we're sending out, or if we're barely noticing what's before us, barely registering the meaningful messages that come our way. Della, a new friend of mine, passed this on in a bulletin and I feel it deserves much much more than that. This is one of the more important messages I've seen in a long time. I just hope that those who read it will actually register it's meaning. Without further ado: MOMENTS IN LIFE There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real! When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but often times we look so long at the closed door that we don't see the one, which has been opened for us. Don't go for looks; they can deceive. Don't go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile, because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile. Dream what you want to dream; go where you want to go; be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want to do. May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy. The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can't go forward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so at the end, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying. Please send this message to those people who mean something to you to those who have touched your life in one way or another; to those who make you smile when you really need it; to those who make you see the brighter side of things when you are really down; to those whose friendship you appreciate; to those who are so meaningful in your life. Bless You My Friend.

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings." 3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness." 4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. 5. You should not confuse your career with your life. 6. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance. 7. Never lick a steak knife. 8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip. 9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time. 10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment. 11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven. 12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers. 13. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.) 14. Your friends love you anyway. Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Today everyone seems grumpy... Not just in every day life but on the internet as well. What's up with that?! (I'm not grumpy, just tired.)