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created on 01/26/2007  |  http://fubar.com/random-stuff/b48818

photo contest

here's my entry in Ezra Valentine's photo/art contest.
It's a relatively fair contest; voting is done by number of rates
not number of comments. No bombing necessary!
It is ending this Saturday at 7:00 PM/CST.
I would really appreciate your vote! Thanks, Mark


Oh, and a big thank you to everyone who has
already voted. You all rock!


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best dog ever

hey all...meet my dog Speedy. he rocks. and he's in a contest.
please vote for him or he will develop a self-esteem disorder...

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this has been going round the bulletins today, and i wanted to save it and share it with those of you who don't always check bulletins... A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole. So, He sent me."
USRSF Subject: United States Redneck Special Forces The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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