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Pussy Whipped
created @ 12/16/2007 01:32 pm
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I see guys all the time who are nothing but 'yes dear" men. My brother, the dumbass, is now on his fourth wife. The first three ruled him, as did his girlfriends. Here's an example. He visited me about ten years ago and I wanted us to go out. He wanted to, yet kept saying he didn't have any cash. I told him he only needed $30 bucks, anything over I'd take care of. I asked if he had a debit card and he said yes. Then no problem, let's go. Wrong! He said he had to call his wife and ask if it was ok! WTF?! I shit you not! He had to ask his wife if he could get $30. Well, he never called and we didn't go out.

Guys, be honest. Does your wife have you by the short and curlies like the guy in the song or do you actually own a pair?

Ladies, feel free to chime in on your guy's behalf!


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