STRANGE UNEARTHLY FACTOIDS:

* I once met a man from Nantucket. In fact, I've met many people from nantucket, and can only say...IT's ALL TRUE!!!

* If your going to nantucket, be sure to use tunnel 17. Tunnel 19 is temporarily closed. The terrorists sent a dolphin suicide bomber right into the middle. Fortunately only 2 people were in the tunnel at the time. The coast gaurd sent choppers, but there was nothing they could do, as the dolphin was already scattered across the ocean. As for the people, the sharks had a great supper. For more on the story, visit www.kissmysillysmartirishass.com

* I have often thought of joining a nude colony. I just feels better hangin loose.

* It took me like six years to realize i should have gone to college a long time ago. Life would just be so much easier. Should've stayed in school. Damn.

* I don't like your typical date like dinner and movie, or your typical women.

* I'm into really wierd things, like hypnosis, conspiracy theories, philosiphy, space, & sciences.

* I have the attention span of a fruit fly. Or was that a gnat?

* Im about as mature as an 13 year old. Except i still think farting is funny.

* completely insane crazy perfect strangers really seem to like me. I will never understand why.

MY CONFESSIONS:

* I like salt way too much. Chocolate too. & Caffine.

* I LOVE SEX. I even watch PORNO sometimes. Is that such a bad thing???

* I pick my nose in public occasionally, i have no shame.

* I'll sometimes fart & blame it on an animal, or the person next to me. Depends where we are, who it is & how bad it smells.

* I am an instigator. Ok a trouble maker. I admit it.

TURN ONs

* Flirting in any kind of way.

* Good eye contact. Says I hear ya.

* Smiles, giggles. Says u enjoy life & r not a psycho. Says, even if u have issues, u can deal with them.

* Dirty talk. PLEASE do tell me what u want to do with me.

TURN OFFs

* Mind games. Mixed messages. Say what u mean & mean what u say dammit!! I'm not psychic!!

* Frowns, disgruntled looks. Negative attitude. Insults.

* Intenionally starting pointless arguments in attempt to embarass the one your with.

* making fun of people who make & serve your food, loud & clear so everyone can hear. You don't belong in public.

* Ego/ubla oblangada complex(AKA FAT/BLOCK HEAD). Humble urself. At least attempt to see different perspectives.

* Talk about your "X", with all the details. I think i'll pass. Talk about past sexual experiences. I don't want to know what you did or didn't do with who and how. Live in the now, thanx, spare me the graphic details. EEEECHHH!! Why do women do this????