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LadyLilac's blog: "Adult Jokes"

created on 09/29/2007  |  http://fubar.com/adult-jokes/b135417

Precious Memories

A minister decided to do something different one Sunday morning. He said "Today in church,I'm going to say a single word and you and you are going to help me preach .Whatever single word I say,I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind. The pastor shouted out "cross". Immediately, the congregation started singing in unison,"The Old Rugged Cross. The pastor hollered out "Grace".The congregation begin to sing "Amazing Grace,how sweet the sound." The pastor said"Power." The congregation sang,"TheresPower In The Blood." The pastor said, "Sex". The congregation fell in total silence. Everyone was in total shock.They all nervously began to look around at each other,afraid to say anything.Then ,all of a sudden,way in the back of the chuch,a little ole 87 year old granmother stood up and begin to sing, "Precious Memories"
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