i was driving with a bud one night in dad's old truck... a rabid opossum jumped out of the brush and attacked my tires... he went under the tire and .. well.. crushed... we stopped the truck, backed up over it again... i got out, made sure it's head was firmly under my rear tire, and got back in the truck... then i slammed on the gas.. SKKKRRREEEEEEEEEE!!! you shoulda seen that little fvcker's head roll down the hill... but sadly... there was blood all over the rear corner panel of the truck, which didn't wash off well...
