Once upon a time, and far-far away, lived a beautiful Queen with
voluptuous breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer knew that the penalty
for his desire would be death should he try to touch them. One day
Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician,
who was the King's chief doctor.
Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange
for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his
desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the
scheme and would pay when it was proven. The next day, Horatio
the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little
bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew
intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal
Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician
informed the King and Queen that only
a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of
itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the
Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The
King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the
Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for
the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for
the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's
voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and
Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and
touted as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon
Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of
1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the
Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and, knowing that
Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King,
with a laugh just told him to get lost.
The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive
dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear.
The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...
The moral of the story - - - - Pay your freakin bills
