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Thursday, March 06, 2008 8:42:52 PM- VIDEO GAME I OWN NINTENDO 64 1.MARIO KART 64 2.ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME 3.STAR FOX 64 4.CRUIS'N USA 5.PERFECT DARK 6.AIDYN CHRONICLES THE FIRST MAGE 7.GOLDEN EYE 007 8.NASCAR 99 9.MADDEN 2002 10.OLYMPIC HOCKEY 98 11.POKEMON SNAP 12. PS1 1.PRO-PINBALL FANTASTIC JARNEY 2.CRASH BANDICOOT WARRED 3.CTR CRAH TEAM RACING 4.RESIDENT EVIL DIRCTOR'S CUT 5.RESIDENT EVIL 2 (2 DISC) 6.BOMBER MAN 7.GRAND THEFT AUTO 8.CARD GAMES DREMCAST 1.WORLD SERIES BASEBALL 2K1 2.EIGHTEEN WHELLER AMERICAN PRO TRUCKER 3.NBA 2K1 4.CRAZY TAXI 5.SONIC SHUFFLE 6.GENERATOR VOL.2 NINTENDO DS 1. WARIO WARE TOUCHED! 2. ANIMAL CROSSING WILD WORLD 3.SUPER MARIO 64 DS 4.MARIO KART DS 5.MARIO AND LUIGI PARTNERS IN TIME 6.TONY HAWK'S AMERICAN SK8LAND 7.TONY HAWK'S DOWNHILL JAM 8.BRAIN AGE 9.BRAIN AGE 2 10.BURNOUT LEGEND 11.TRAUMA CENTER UNDER THE KNIFE 12.CRASH BOOM BANG PS2 1.THE SIMS BUSTIN' OUT 2.SEGA GENESIS COLLECTION 3.MARK DAVIS PRO BASS CHALLENGE 4.STRIKE FORCE BOWLING 5.PINBALL HALL OF FAME 7.THE SIMPSON'S ROAD RAGE 8.ATV OFFROAD FURY 3 9.BURNOUT 3 TAKEDOWN 10.NEED FOR SPEED UNDERGROUND 11.NEED FOR SPEED UNDERGROUND 2 12.MIDNIGHT CLUB 3 DUB EDITION 13.GRAND THEFT AUTO 3 14.GRAND THEFT AUTO:SAN ANDREAS 15.CRASH NITRO KART 16.CRASH BANICOOT THE WRATH OF CORTEH 17.LARA CROFT TAMB RAIDERS LEGEND 18.THE HOBBIT 19.RESIDENT EVIL CODE:VERONICA X 20.JAK AND DAXTER:THE PRESURSOR LEGACY 21.JAK 2 22.JAK 3 23.JAK X 24.FASNTASTIC 4 25.JAMPACK SUMMER 2003 26.RATCHET AND CLANK 27.RATCHET:DEADLOCKED 28.KINGDOM HEARTS 29.KINGDOM HEARTS 2 30.SMACKDOWN!SHUT YOUR MOUTH 31.HITMAN 32.GUNCLUB 33.TWISITED METEL:BLACK 34.NASCAR THUNDER 2004 35.MADDEN 2004 GAMECUBE 1.SONIC RIDERS 2.SONIC HEROUS 3.RESIDENT EVIL 4 4.SUPER MARIO SUNSHIN 5.MARIO GOLF TAODSTOOL TOUR 6.MARIO PARTY 7 7.STREET V3 8.TONY HAWK'S UNDERGROUND 2 9.TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES 2 BATTLENEYUS 10.ANIMAL CROSSING 11.THE LEGEND OF ZELDA:THE WINDWATER 12.RAINBOW SIX LACKDOWN 13.SSX ON TOUR 14.DONKET KONGA 2 15.RAMPAGE 16.MEGA ANNIVERSARY COLLECTION WII 1.SUPER MARIO GALAXY 2.WII SPORTS 3.FARCRY VENGEANCE 4.RAYMAN RAVING RABBIDS 5.MARIO PARTY 8 6.WII PLAY 7.CARNIVAL GAMES XBOX 1.4X4 EVO 2 2.MORTAL COMBAT:DECEPTION 3.THE TY 3 TASMANIAN TIGER 4.HALF LIFE 2

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hey, whats up everyone? my computers broke and i'm havein' to share another computer.its a real pain. anyways i hope to have my computer up and running soon.then i'll beable to get on cherrytap more. later, mag

The Catsup Bottle! Little Johnny's mother was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked Little Johnny to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," Little Johnny said to his mother. Turning back to the phone he added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle." ------------------------------------------------- Old man Johnson limped into the doctor's office and said, "Doc, my right knee hurts so bad, I can hardly walk!" The doctor slowly eyed him from head to toe, paused and then said, "Mr. Johnson, just how old are you?" "98!" Johnson announced proudly. The doctor just sighed, and looked at him again. Finally he said, "Sir, I'm sorry. I mean, just look at you. You're practically one hundred years old, and you're complaining that your knee hurts? Well, what did you expect?" The old man said, "Well, my other knee is 98 years old too, and it don't hurt!" ------------------------------------------------ flight attendant/reconstruction My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch." TX2Barb. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Subject: reconstruction Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing."We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement andannounced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away. Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde ? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length." Bubba and Junior are currently supervising the reconstruction of New Orleans TX2AL Dick ------------------------------------------------- GOT STOPPED FOR SPEEDING THE OTHER DAY. I THOUGHT I COULD TALK MY WAY OUT OF IT UNTIL THE COP LOOKED AT MY DOG IN THE BACK SEAT.

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim, upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you like under there?" Surprised by her boldness, Jim courageously admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, " Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested. She tells him that since her husband Bob works Friday afternoons and Jim doesn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed. Jim quickly dressed and left. As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering the house, asked his wife abruptly. "Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?" With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon." Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And did he give you $500?" In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500." Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was hoping he did. Jim came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back." ------------------------------------------------- ugly people A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wish because of the grief they have experienced.They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is."I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off. Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.The guy eventually calms down and says: "Make 'em all ugly again!!" ------------------------------------------------- THE BOSS WITH TWO FLAT TIRES A BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA IS WIDE OPEN HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS THIS MORNING WHEN YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?" THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE WENT INTO HIS OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS NOT ZIPPED UP HE ZIPPED UP AND REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAD TOLD HIM, FINALLY UNDERSTOOD . THEN HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE FROM HIS SECRETARY. WHEN HE REACHED HER DESK, HE SAID "WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN DID YOU SEE MY JAGUAR PARKED IN THERE?" THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID " "NO BOSS I DIDNT, ALL I SAW WAS A MINI VAN WITH 2 FLAT TIRES"

I am......... When you see me,do you see the good,caring,kind hearted person I am? Or do you see the heartless,cold hearted,dead,no hope person I am? Do you see the hard working,need to get it done person I am? Or the no account, bum I am ?? Guess what??? I am the good,caring,kind person you see!!I am the heartless,cold hearted,dead,no hope person you see!!!! I am the hard working,need to get it done person you see!!I am the no account bum you see!!!! Do you know who I am now???....I do!!!.....Can't ya tell?????????? (i wrote this in middle school)