I'm lovely and keep your homosexual little gifs out of my fucking comment box. They're "text for the mentally retarded." So keep that shit in your ass, dishlickers.Oh, and if your "about me" reflects a serious self-obsession when clearly you have nothing to be so self-obsessed about then rest assured, if I've been to your page, I laughed.A lot.If you hate stereotypes then go on to explain how people like you are wonderful, caring philanthropic, altruistic, generous loving people, guess what. Yes, I've probably laughed at you too.If you feel a need to stand out from the crowd on here-- like most on myspace-- by supposedly prettying your page up, when in actual fact you're merely making it an eyesore, then you, dear, are a fucking moron.That too is usually cause for a cackle.If you've actually PAID for a shoutout that has nothing to do with anything of value, for example, "Psst, Starlette here ;) You guys like Lost Cherry so far?? It's rockin', isn't it? If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask anyone with the colored names (i.e yellow, orange and green) mmk?? You can drop by my profile to send me some love!! -- xo," by FUCK, how I'm laughing at YOU! Keep that shit up. You look ridiculous spending your money to get your face up on the "big screen" so people will... hopefully... *dabs eyes with tissues*... like you. Paying for a large friends list should be the very definition of pathetic. Oh, and this site sucks.ANd another thing... or two. (Where'd that capital "N" come from? Cheeky bastard...anyway... moving on...)I've noticed people have what could be construed as naughty pics on here and then, five seconds after seeing those, there's some 12 year old girl popping her prepubescent head up. That's bad form. GTFOLC, kids. If you have "naughty pics" in an album, fine. But don't include, in that very same album, pics of your kids, you shitheel. WTF? Are you demented? Well, yeah, you probably are.Oh, and those of you chicks that think you're hot, you're all generally cookie-cutters. Have you looked at the similarities between you and the next self-proclaimed "hottie"? You should. You all look the same. Fucking clones. And guess what. Clones aren't hot. They're just followers. Asskissers to "fashion". If that's you, HAHAHA. It's amusing watching you get all upset when you're not complimented on your looks. Sometimes, just sometimes, this site can be fun... thanks to you.Anyhow, gimme someone with style any day of the week rather than you tiny-minded little dishlicking Paris Hilton wannabes.And by "style" I mean me. Obviously.So, if I actually end up talking to you in some way, rest assured that that means you're far more unique and exceptionally more interesting than most.