A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN
I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores.
You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact,
you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to
bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you.
I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not
changed your way of living, fool, you are mine.
Remember, you and I have been going steady
for years and I still don't love you yet.
As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God.
He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use
you as long as possible to pay him back.
You see, fool, GOD LOVES YOU and
he has great plans in store for you.
But you have yielded your life to me, and I'm going to
make your life a living Hell. That way, we'll be together
twice. This will really hurt God. Thanks to you, I'm really
showing him who's boss in your life with all of the good
times we've had.
We have been watching dirty movies, cursing people out,
stealing, lying, being hypocritical, fornicating, overeating,
telling dirty jokes, gossiping, being judgmental,
back stabbing people, disrespecting adults,
and those in leadership positions,
no respect for the Church,
bad attitudes.
SURELY you don't want to give all this up.
Come on, fool, let's burn together forever. I've
got some hot plans for us. This is just a letter
of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS"
for letting me use you for most Of Your Foolish Life.
You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are
tempted to Sin, you give in. HA, HA, HA, you make
me sick. Sin is beginning to take its toll on your life.
You look 20 years older, and now, I need new
blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to
Sin. All you have to do is smoke, get drunk or drink
while under-aged, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live
being as selfish as possible.
Do all of this in the presence of children and they will
do it too. Kids are like that. Well, fool, I have to let you
go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again.
If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess your sins,
and live for God with what little bit of life
that you have left.
It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and
still sinning, it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me
wrong, I still hate you.
IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER
FOOL FOR CHRIST.
P.S. If you love me, you won't Share This
