Men strike back!
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, the supposed God created the earth and rested.
Then this supposed God created Man and rested.
Then this supposed God created Woman.
Since then, neither thissupposed God nor Man has rested.
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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and
to the select few women who can handle the truth!
Ok I can't get the profile to stay PUT! NO matter how many times I fix it, sooooooooo I"m Canadian, female 47, redheaded and a short round :).
Love people loveeeeeeeeee music and just love luvin :) (NO NOT CYBER SEX!) for the morons out there !! lmao
