I'm in a dilemma here. You see, every so often, the university sends out an email informing us that our password will expire in X amount of days. It's my policy to match my password with the combination to my luggage. So everytime I have to change my password, I have to buy new luggage. This is causing several problems. First, I'm spending a fortune on luggage. Second, there's luggage all over my apartment. Hell, I can barely walk around here. Third, I've spent so much money on luggage, that I can't afford to go anywhere, thus defeating the purpose of having luggage in the first place. Any advice out there in Fubarland on how to solve this problem?