Ok, for shits and giggles, figured I'd put up a page devoted to my gear. It's kind of a work in progress.
Guitars:
We'll start with my favorite group shot, then individual pics/descriptions. From top left to bottom right:

#1 AKA Beth: Built while I was still a teenager. Ash body, Vintage Charvel Maple neck, EMG 81 pickup, original Floyd Rose tremolo. Japanese Fender/Gotoh tuners.

#2: Maple body, Vintage Charvel Maple neck, EMG 81 & SA pickups, original Floyd Rose, Schaller tuners.

#3: Warmoth 1-piece Koa body, Maple neck w/Ebony fingerboard, EMG 89 & SA pickups, original Floyd Rose, Gotoh tuners.

#4: Warmoth drop-top Mahogany body w/flame Maple top, Maple neck w/Rosewood fingerboard, Dimarzio Virtual Vintage pickups (Blues model in neck, '54 in middle, Solo in Bridge), Fender American Vintage bridge, Schaller locking tuners.

#5: 1-piece Ash body discovered in Pawnshop, Warmoth Maple neck w/Pau Ferro fingerboard, Dimarzio Virtual Vintage pickups (same combination as #4, with the exception of there's a '54 bridge model in the middle position), Fender American Vintage bridge, Schaller locking tuners.
All of my necks have 1 3/4 inch nut widths to accommodate my huge-ass meatpaws for hands, 22 jumbo frets and are strung with GHS .10-.52s.
My pedalboard consists of :

Boss TU-2 tuner
MXR Micro Amp
Vox Wah
...these are run in front of my amp's input. Out of the amp's effects loop, I run into:
MXR Phase 90 (soon to be replaced by the EVH Phase 90)
Line 6 MM-4 Modualtion Modeller
Line 6 DL-4 Delay Modeller
All running off a Voodoo Lab Pedal Power 2
the other two pedals are channel switchers for my amp....
But back to the amp, a 1986 Mesa-Boogie Mk III ---Red-stripe model, fully loaded, Simul-class power section, Reverb, EQ (assigned to Lead channel only). Running two 6L6s and two EL-34s in the power section. Brutal. 3 Channels--- Covers from pristine clean to 'kill everyone'. Strangely, my cat seems to love it almost as much as I do . I'm also running two near-vintage Carvin 4x12 slant cabs with Celestion speakers.
