Mr Joker's blog: "My First Fubar Blog"

Yesterday morning i went to court for a brandishing charge that i recieved more than a month ago. So i got to the courthouse at 7:45 only fifteen minutes till i was supposed to get called in, and i waited an hour and twenty minutes just for the bailiff to tell me that the district attorney is still looking over my case. I was fucking pissed. How would you feel? Now i have to go to court again two counties away in a month to see if they have got off their lazy asses yet and read the file. the justice system makes me sick anymore. If you read this please dont tell me i cant spell, i know this. thanks.

So today i was driving down the street and my little brothers friend was trying to race me on his bike. I was about half way down the block when he passed me and as he did his chain fell off. The kid was hauling ass and his right foot slipped off the pedal, so he swerved to the right. He was lucky enough to have a old blazer their to stop him. he ran right into the fender and front tire, i almost crashed laughing.You might think that sounds mean, but you weren't there. he didn't even get hurt. It was so funny though. Instant classic.

Whats up all my co-fu's.I figured i'd blog, just to see who'd read. For those of you that don't know me my name is Ronnie. I currently live in Lathrop California. Most my life i've been broke as fuck. I mean i was a Welfare recipient most my life, well untill i turned 18 anyways. When i was younger we never had much more than just nasesities, and sometimes not even that. Bieng the oldest of Five children i had a lot of responsibilities. Part time maid, babysiter, cook ect. I remember when i was just a little under 13 years old i'd have to help my moms boyfriend collect scrap meatal from random ass places so we could take it in to recycle it. We recycled a couple tons a week. after a long hot dirty day of scraping i,d get a cold soda a bag of chips and we'd pay our utility bills. didn't seem like much, but it kept the lights on and the water running. Just recently i joined the Army National Guard. If you are not happy with life or just want sommething better for yourself i would join. You'ld do nothing but benifit from it. who else will give you two grand a month to go to schools of your choice? I'm not a recruter but the service is changing my life for the better. plus the 20000 dollar signing bonus is nice too.