Booty Call Agreement . .Instruction:
This Booty Call Agreement; (hereinafter referred to as the Agreement) is entered into on the ___________ .day of________________, 2007, by __________________,
between______________ and _____________.
**This agreement shall cover the following rules, regulations, and principles:
1. No sleeping over - - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening.
3. No calls before 9pm we dont have shit to talk about.
4. None of that lovemaking shit - - only mind-blowing sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions - - i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don’t ask.
6. No plans made in advance - - that is why you are called the backup, unless youare from out-of-town, then it’s only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts! Accepted - - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - - it’s really none of your damn business.
10. No calling each other.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is okay - - don’t be offended.
12. No extra clothing - - I don’t want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - - it’s over, so get your ass up and go home.
14. Don’t be offended if I don’t ask if you enjoyed it - - I don’t care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any/all reasons.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: My roommate’s girlfriend/boyfriend.
17. Doggie style preferred - - just hit it hard and right, or get the hell out!!
18. Reason for doggie style: the less eye contact the better. I don’t want to look at
you.
19. We hook-up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME - - so don’t keep calling!
20. The MOST important rule - - NO CONDOMS, NO BOOTY. Carry your ass home!
21. Bring your own drink - - I am not your liquor store.
22. No phone use, please - - don’t want anyone calling back looking for your ass.
*All parties enters into the Agreement free and willing of their own choice.
**The holder of the Agreement may only alter the aformentioned rules. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST deleted from phone memory, email list, and BLOCKED from all communication until your silly ass understands the rules.
.Participating Partners:
Signature:__________________________
Signature:__________________________
Date:______________________________
Date:______________________________
