I have to admit......... I am embarrassed about sending this, but it has me in tears laughing and I hope it cracks you up, too. The Wedding Ring (No matter how you figure this...this guy's got real trouble.)Real life really is funnier than make-believe. True Story from Houston Medical Center: A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his penis. According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep. I don't know what's worse: 1) having your girlfriend find out you're married. 2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. 3) Or finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.