You have been PINCHED!! Today is PINCH BUTT DAY and baby you know you're sexy if you get pinched! GO ahead & start PINCHING send this 2 of all your sexy friends (even me) If you get 1-2 back your ugly 3-4 ok 5-6 damn 7-8 WOW! 9 HOT! HOT! HOT
LEANS IN GIVES YOU A DEEP SLOW SEARCHING KISS***MUAH**~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WARNING: YOU HAVE JUST RECEIVED FU-MONO!!YOU WILL NEED TO KISS FIVE OTHER FU'S TO GET RID OF IT.PECKS ON THE CHECK OR FOREHEAD DO NOT CURE IT.SO PUCKER UP AND LAY IT ON SOMEONE YOU LOVE GOOD.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~AFTER YOU HAVE GOT THIS MESSAGE PUT IN YOUR STATUSWHO YOU CAUGHT IT FROM.
KALA TA...I have a little angel that flys aroundwith a hammer and hits every one I love,I hope it beats the shit out of you!!!Send this to everyone you care about,even me if you care andif you get 8 you are loved
COURT ORDER!!!You are accused of.... crawling into my HEART...And hijacking my SMILES... With your CUTENESS...HOW DO YOU PLEAD.....GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YOU are sentenced...TO BE MY FRIEND FOR LIFE!!!!!!NO BAIL...... ;o)Send this to all your friend's... Including ME!!!IF YOU GET 10 BACK......!!!!!!!!YOUR FRiENDSHIP IS WORTH KEEPING 4 hrs ago