Steve's blog: "Mondays Joke"

HARLEY-DAVIDSON Arthur Davidson, the inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, died and went to heaven.At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."Arthur thought about it for a minute, then said, "I want to hang out with God."St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"Arthur said, "Yes, that's me."God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"God said, "Yes.""Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaw s in your invention:1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions...2. It chatters constantly at high speeds...3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust...5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!""Hmmmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it."Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."

♥ Lipstick Kisses ♥ According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then, there are educators...