Never make the mistake of thinking or assuming that I am exactly like the rest here. I have a huge heart but also I'm full of sarcasm. All I ask of you is to treat me with respect and decency.

I am NOT here for dating, for you to ask if I want to see your unappealing cock pics, or to be in your spank bank and to be told about it!!! I am here as a diversion from my real life drama.






I'm very appreciative with whatever is given to me, but know that I do NOT require it. I DON'T BEG!!!!!! That translates to I'm not a fuwhore.

Those in MY family are people that I want in MY family. Don't like it? Go fuck yourself with a porcupine.






Just because I liked you, it does not mean I want your cock... Well maybe I do, but you may not like what I have in mind for it.

Show me the respect I deserve, acting churlish because you are not replied to instantly gets you nowhere with me.


Now that we have that business dealt with, my name is Trish and this is not my first time on fu. So keep the dramatics to yourself and just be happy, take every moment you have and find the positive within it. Cherish the happiness you find and it will light up your soul. I guess I can tell you that I'm quite happy with myself and am far from fake. I live in the country and have a few chickens, ducks, deer hounds and wolfdogs to keep me company and two wonderful little boys to keep me busy.

And seriously, I am well aware of the widely known fact that my boobs are huge. Try to contain yourself when you feel the urge to let me know. I carry them every day.