MISSOURI FRIENDS
FRIENDS:Will stand by you while you piss.
MISSOURI FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while your
drunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.
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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MISSOURI FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up
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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.
MISSOURI FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set
up rally points.
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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.
MISSOURI FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn...that shit was fun "
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FRIENDS: Cry with you.
MISSOURI FRIENDS: laugh at you
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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.
MISSOURI FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought the shit in the first place.
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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.
MISSOURI FRIENDS: Will Crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.
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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MISSOURI FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.
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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.
MISSOURI FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
you.
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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MISSOURI FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get
tossed out of the bar.
MISSOURI FRIENDS: Will buck up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.
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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.
MISSOURI FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night.
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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've
had enough.
MISSOURI FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say, "You better drink the rest of that shit, that's alcohol abuse.. party foul"
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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
MISSOURI FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money after taking care of each other for so long.
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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".
MISSOURI FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes later throw up everywhere.
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FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit
about you.
MISSOURI FRIENDS: Will knock them the Fuck out!!
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FRIENDS: Will ignore this
MISSOURI FRIENDS: Will re-post this to ALL of their KICK ASS
MISSOURI FRIENDS.........
