Okay, so back in the 80's there was the drug campaign of "Just say no." I think this campaign should come back today. At least for me when I'm sick and taking cold meds. "Bryan, just say no to cold meds."
Having said this I will now tell you, my dear reader, my embarassing moment of the day. I'm home today, sick as I have been for the last 2 (3 really) days. I've awakened one other time in the course of the day to take medicine and get some fluids in me. So, I wake up again mostly delirious and I send a text message to a friend of mine. The text message went as follows: "You're turning into a penguin. Stop it. Could you please tell the monkeys outside my door that have worked out a script for Hamlet to go away?"