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A court has ordered pop singer Britney Spears to give up custody of her children effective Wednesday at noon, according to court papers. that is from an email from CNN.com wow they most have seen some the shit shes done and are sure shes not fit to be a mother. lol got to love the system when it works! LOS ANGELES (Map, News) - A judge on Monday ordered Britney Spears to turn over custody of her two children to ex-husband Kevin Federline this week. 2004. She filed for divorce last November and it became official in July. The two have joint custody of their sons, but Federline is seeking a greater share of custody. Copyright 2007 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed. http://www.examiner.com/a-965774~Britney_Spears_temporarily_loses_custody_of_kids_to_ex_husband.html Britney Spears' woes continue: Loses custody of kids, management team quits 9/18/2007 6:46:00 PM ET Related symbols: VIA National Post Watching pop star Britney Spears's career implode isn't like watching a car crash, it's more like watching a dozen gaudy, gold-plated luxury cars crashing into one another in bullet time. Witness, her dismal attempt at a comeback at the MTV Music Video Awards. The negative reviews must have pushed her over the edge, because this week Spears was kicked out of LA's Chateau Marmont for allegedly And because bad things come in threes, the courts also ordered Spears to give up over to ex-husband Kevin Federline (this is after an ex-bodyguard accused her of having 'issues of nudity and drug use' and allegedly even planning a hit on Federline But things aren't all bad for Britney. Her latest single seems to have Also, when you have YouTube sensation Chris Crocker (and ironic pop culture trendsetter Seth Green) on your side, maybe there's a glimmer of hope after all. Britney Spears at the MTV Music Video Awards. Kevin Winter/. PingBack from http://www.serchcelebrity.com/2007/09/18/britney-spearss-woes-continue-loses-custody-of-kids-management-national-post/

The Bird Feeder

The Bird Feeder Tuesday 09-25-2007 6:56am ET A man bought a bird feeder. He hung it on his back porch and filled it with seed. Within a week he had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of his patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, the chairs, the table... everywhere. Then some of the birds turned mean: They would dive bomb the man and try to peck him even though he had fed them out of his own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud: They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that he fill it when it got low on food. After a while, the man couldn't even sit on his own back porch anymore. Well, the man took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. He cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal. ------- Now let's see .. Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the illegals came by the tens of thousands. Suddenly our taxes went up to pay for free services. Small apartments are housing 5 families. You have to wait 6 hours to be seen by an emergency room doctor. Your child's 2nd grade class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English. Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box. I have to press "one" to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags other than "Old Glory" are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Maybe it's time for our government to take down the bird feeder
ok last night i saw on inside edition that a woman in a town near me was tazed the in the past week or so. she was bitching about getting zapped by the cop now remember now a days everything is taped by every one even the cops, on the tape it show the woman not following the orders of the cop and he is zapping her repeatedly and she still puts up a fight, the cops finely get her in the car and she goes nuts, kicking the window on the door and screaming like a crazed loony, the officer opens the door tells her to calm down and she kicks at him and he zaps her again they get her out of the car and she tries to make a break for it and she gets zapped again now remember its all on tape. she is now thinking about suing the officers and the makers of the tazer lol she does admit that she was drunk but she thinks she didnt need to be tazed so much she said she thought she was going to die from it. lol, now i ask you if you keep trying to get up and get away from an officer that is trying to arrest you would you still put up a fight or comply with the order to get on the ground like the officer said?
Friday, September 21, 2007 Jena, Louisiana: the True Story This was written by Stacey M. Chapman, a resident of Jena. Population 3500, Jena is located northeast of Alexandria, Louisiana, and is the seat of LaSalle Parish. It's some 50 miles west of Natchez, Mississippi, where I grew up. I'm not even sure how to start this post... . I decided that it was time that there was a dose of the facts. Once upon a time, a school assembly was held to discuss dress codes at Jena High School. An assembly was held for the boys, and one for the girls, as the dress codes do have some differences. As a joke during the boys' assembly, a black boy, who is known to always joke around, asked the principal, "Can we sit under the tree?" There are no boundaries as to where anyone can or cannot sit at the school. That tree was a twig when I went there. It grows right smack in the middle of the school square. Kids tend to congregate in areas with their friends. Kids congregate under the tree, on the benches, around the "casket," and other areas of the school. Blacks and whites are welcome at any one of those locales. People tend to congregate where they feel comfortable. That usually is where the majority of their friends are. However, there is nothing saying that they cannot go elsewhere. Same is the case here. The square at Jena High School has been known as the center of school spirit and/or pranks for many years. I've seen everything from "funerals" of opponent football teams to the tree and surrounding area covered with toilet tissue. Jena High School is known for themed activities surrounding football games. This particular week, JHS was playing a team whose mascot is "Cowboys." Hence, the nooses in the tree... "hang'em high!" Not for one moment did the thought of racism cross my mind or the majority of the others. It was football season. We were playing the Cowboys. The kids, both girls and boys, wore boots to school and had a western themed pep rally. Nooses = cowboys and horse thieves in my world. Maybe I've watched too much "Gunsmoke," but racism was not even a thought. Due to the reaction of ADULTS in the black community, not the kids at the school, the boys were suspended. The entire punishment for those boys was never published because of the confidentiality of the issue. However, the boys were suspended. They and their families were required to go to counseling. The boys had hours of community service. The boys and their families continue to receive threatening phone calls, but yet no one has addressed that issue. In the wee hours of a Thursday morning, arsonists set fire to Jena High School. The main building burned. Blacks and whites alike wiped tears as their alma mater was for the most part gone! The fire has not been proven to be related to the noose incident or any other racially motivated activities. The weekend after the school burned, a private party was held in Jena. Invited guests were black and white. However, some uninvited guests showed up at the party and wanted to come in. A fight ensued between a white boy and a black boy. This fueled fights that took place over the weekend. A white young man was leaving a convenience store that is located on the outskirts of town. As he was leaving, black boys jumped him. He did have a gun in his truck, as do many of the males that hunt in this part of the world. When he went to get his gun, the black boys took the gun from him. Police were called. Black boys were arrested for stealing the gun and attacking him. He was not involved at the incident at the party, nor was he even at the party. The following Monday, the kids returned to JHS, the first day after the fire. Emotions were still running high due to the fire. Everything that had been "normal" was not "normal" any more. There was no intercom system. Classes were held all over what remained of the school building. It was chaos, but controlled for the most part. The students stayed in the gym area during their lunch break. When the bell rang for them to head back to class, one of the "Jena Six" cornered a freshman white boy in the lobby of the gym. He was trying to get the boy to fight him. The freshman boy was clad in blue jeans and Red Wing boots, hence the typical "redneck." Another black boy, the very SAME one who had asked about sitting under the tree, pulled this "Jena Six" member away from the white boy and told him that there would be none of that fighting there. However, that didn't stop this "Jena Six" member. As the students were returning to class, he pulled the hood of his sweatshirt up over his head and pushed the white boy down into a concrete wall. When his head hit the concrete, he was knocked unconscious. It was at this time that five other boys [the rest of the "Jena Six"] joined in and continued to stomp and kick the boy as he lay unconscious on the ground. Guess what? The SAME boy who had asked to sit under the tree was doing everything that he could to pull them off of the victim. The color of his skin is also black! A friend of the victim managed to lie over his body until teachers could get there to break the fight up. Remember, there was no intercom system, no way to call for help! The victim was unconscious when the ambulance arrived. Hospital records will verify that. Thank God, he ended up not being hurt any worse than he was. On that same night, the junior class had their ring ceremony at a local church, since the auditorium of the school had burned. The victim of the attack was a junior and was able to attend the ceremony. His face was swollen and bruised, but yet he was able to walk up and get his ring. The audience applauded as his mom placed the ring on his finger. One of the "Jena Six" was also at this ring ceremony. So many are asking whether the victim was hurt bad enough for the "Jena Six" to be charged with attempted murder. I, for one, am not sure exactly what the statutes or guidelines are for determining charges. However, the extent of one's injuries does not have a thing to do with that. Think about it: one could shoot at someone and miss, and never harm a hair on his head. That's just something to think about. Oh by the way, here's something else to consider. Think about the black girl who was consoled by her white friends the day after the fight. She was having to be consoled because some of the blacks, the color of her own skin, were threatening her, stating that she was the one who had turned them in. Ask the media to talk to that girl and her mom about what happened. There just may be a different twist on everything. This is an unfortunate situation for everyone involved-- the kids, their families, the school, and the community. The community has come together on more than one occasion with prayer meetings seeking unity and harmony. There are consequences for certain behavior. I hope that you will join with us in praying for just consequences. The moral of this whole story: do not believe everything that you hear in the media. Remember, there is more than one side to the story. Unfortunately, the side that is most newsworthy is the one that makes the news. Please remember our community in your prayers. Stacey M. Chapman Jena, Louisiana

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A LITTLE GUN HISTORY Wednesday 09-19-2007 9:32am ET In 1929, the Soviet Union established gun control. From 1929 to 1953, about 20 million dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. In 1911, Turkey established gun control. From 1915 to 1917, 1.5 million Armenians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. Germany established gun control in 1938 and from 1939 to 1945, a total of 13 million Jews and others who were unable to defend themselves were rounded up and exterminated. China established gun control in 1935. From 1948 to 1952, 20 million political dissidents, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. Guatemala established gun control in 1964. From 1964 to 1981, 100,000 Mayan Indians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. Uganda established gun control in 1970. From 1971 to 1979, 300,000 Christians, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. Cambodia established gun control in 1956. From 1975 to 1977, one million educated people, unable to defend themselves, were rounded up and exterminated. Defenseless people rounded up and exterminated in the 20th Century because of gun control: 56 million. It has now been over 12 months since gun owners in Australia were forced by a new law to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed by their own government, a program costing Australia taxpayers more than $500 million. The first year results are now in. Australia-wide, homicides are up 3.2 percent Australia-wide, assaults are up 8.6 percent Australia-wide, armed robberies are up 44 percent In the state of Victoria alone, homicides with firearms are now up 300 percent. Note that while the law-abiding citizens turned them in, the criminals did not, and criminals still possess their guns. While figures over the previous 25 years showed a steady decrease in armed robbery with firearms, this has changed drastically upward in the past 12 months, since criminals now are guaranteed that their prey is unarmed. There has also been a dramatic increase in break-ins and assaults of the ELDERLY. Australian politicians are at a loss to explain how public safety has decreased, after such monumental effort and money was expended in successfully ridding Australian society of guns. The Australian experience and the other historical facts above prove it. You won't see this data on the US evening news, or hear politicians spreading this information. Guns in the hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes, gun-control laws adversely affect only the law-abiding citizens. The next time someone talks in favor of gun control, please remind them of this history lesson. With guns, we are 'citizens'. Without them, we are 'subjects'. During WWII the Japanese decided not to invade America because they knew most Americans were armed.
for the past few hours ive been talking to people on youtube about the guy that got tasered at UF where John Kerry was speaking. well lets just say that they just dont get it. it wasnt about the questions being asked it was the guys actions when asked to leave the podium so that another person can ask a question and they just dont get it i would like to know the answers Mr. Kerry would have given but the guy fucked it up for every one else by being a dick about being asked to leave and causing a scene like a little kid that had his toy taken away from him. boo fucken hoo you sorry ass. if you ask me the officers did their job by the book.
ok just recently a 23 year old woman was escorted off a South West Airlines flight for waring a miniskirt, tank top and sweater. here is the video from CNN you judge for yourself if she should have been removed from the plane. http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2007/09/07/costello.mini.skirt.cnn

green berets

ok i just heard on the radio that miss spears did a hit and run, now that is just sooooooooooooooooo funny how in the hell dose she even get around with out killing someone JK i mean come on with as much money as she has she should get a limo and a driver to drive her sorry ass around. she is a perfect reason why i dislike young hollywood, they act like the world is theirs to do as they will and the rest of us must serve them at their every beck and call, give me a fucken break it is our hard earned money that made you the stars that you are, get a clue if we stoped buying you records and movies you would go broke in a year or so thanks to the way you live like you dont have a worry in the world.
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