Me[23yearsold :: Smartass :: Cocky :: Sarcastic :: Blunt :: Upfront :: Bitch] I really dont look to sugar coat things when I talk. I see no need to beat around the bush when you can simply just jump right in and get it over with. I'm a very laid back individual, but at the same time I have this innate cocky, sarcastic, smartass, blunt, upfront, in your face-BIOTCH attitude that makes me hard to deal with most times. If you're not sure whether or not you'd be able to hand a female who will be the first to tell you that you look like run over ass and to go fix yourself up or else, then I wouldn't read any further and just click the back button buddy.I am not on this site to try and be ms. fuckin' internet popularity, or to see if I can have four hundred million friends that I really don't give two shits about in the least way possible. I am here simply to give the world a view and prove that not all females are just another piece of ass; which reminds me, if that's the only reason you've read this far, please stop, turn around, and prepare to have my foot shoved so far up your ass, you're going to be tasting the dried bubble gum on the bottom for the next month or so.Sure if I somehow stumble and find Mr. Right/Wrong on here, then GO ME! I'll make sure to write someone a big fuckin THANKS FOR GETTING ME LAID! letter to him. But yeah, the way to impress me on here is not to sit there and message me thinking i'm going to just drop my pants and let you fuck me stupid, because frankly, i'd rather put a fuckin' knife in my eye, mind you it'd be sizzling hot.Yeah I come off as a real fuckin' bitch, but what else is a female to do when the typical man does the majority of his thinking with his Cock? Smile, laugh and point? No. I come off like this to keep the ones that are fuckin' terrified of a strong woman AWAY!I do enjoy cuddling, music, fast cars/bikes, traveling, dancing, drinking my share of dark beer at bars, hanging out and meeting new people, but like i said, if you think that doing any of things with me is a sure fire way of getting in my pants, you might wanna think twice.Now if you haven't been scared off thus far, you get a cookie, seriously. if you can honestly tell me that you would want to hang out with someone like ME after having read all of this, then by god, i'll buy you a damn cookie and a beer(if you're legal to drink it that is).So yeah. keep in mind, I am a kind person, I just dont like perverts knocking at my door, asking to stick their cock in my ass on the first date.