LIttleJohnny comes down to breakfast and since they live on a farm,
> his mother asks if he had done his chores."Not yet," said
> little Johnny. His mother tells him no breakfast until his does
> his chores.Well, he's a little irritated, so he goes to feed
> the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows,
> and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a
> pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a
> bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon?
> Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his
> mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any
> eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any
> bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a
> week you aren't getting any milk." Just then, his father comes
> down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile,
> and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
