ya know I am male so if you have NSFW I am gonna look... but I will admit... 1/2 the reason I look is to what kind of STUPID ass comments that guys make.. I mean ... cmonnnnnnnnnnnn ... do you really think a comment like " I wanna fuck that ass " is gonna impress a girl ? ....rofl...
just saying....
www.1man1jar.com
just DONT do it
so.......
we all have those crushs on Tv stars and movie stars...well mine is " Flo " from the progessive ads..that rockabilly haircut and bright smile drives me ...rawr rawr rawr...
so....
The wife knows all this and is gonna dress up on Halloween as her for me ( rawr ) and she wrote progessive ( also our insurance carrier before Flo™ ) to inqure how to get a " tricked out nametage " and they wrote back saying they are thrilled that I love the ads so much and are sending her a " tricked out nametag " and an " I love insurance button " and the best part...
an autographed picture of FLo™ !!!
aint that some shit !
Well Gavin choose to come in about a month early and ta daaaaa here he is via emergency c-section. He was born @ 3:44 today and wieghed @ a whopping 3 pounds 5.9 oz. Rather small but so far he is doing great. O2 is good so he is breating on his own. He has pooped already ( yay ) and is holding his own heat. I am uploading pics in a few min and of course expect more once things calm down. ( yes we are g33ks and brought laptops to the hospitol ) .
Mom is doing well...rather tired and sleeping soundly and im starved....
Update day 1. He is holding his wieght and heat well...still haveing a little trouble holding down food but thats expected when your a month early ( my 2nd daughter by my first wife was born @ 1 pound 9 oz and was fine...in fact 17 and pregnant ) we dont have any clue when he will be able to come home but they estimate about a month. Good news is we are about 5 min away from the hospitol so its nothing for us to get here...
that is all for now...
Update day III
Well I will say..hospitols SUCK for fatehrs cause there is NO where to sleep..lol SO i went home to catch a few hours of shut eye and just got off the phone with the wife, everything is fine...he likes boobies and ripped his feeding tube out. Damn rebel kid ( like I expected less ) but all in all everything is fine. he is still holding his own so I will guess to say he will be out in about two weeks . Ok momma wants McDonalds so its back to the hospitol for me.
UPdate jume 30th
Well the docs said he wuld prolly come home around his due date but being the little shit he is and the pain in the ass buy not listeing to anything anyone says ( he is my son after all ) instead of july 31st the boy will be coming home most likely tommorow ... YaY ...which means I have a whole house to clean from top to bottom to get everything ready...RED BULL DONT FAIL ME NOW !
Well we are home...it took forever @ the hospitol ( suprise ) but all in all it was a good stay. the nurses , doctors, even the housekeeping were all excellent. he is feeding on the teet as speak and the pets are sniffing around like WTF but thats just thier curiosty. Things are still gonna hetic but hey...thats what kids are for ! New pics up soon as i can catch my breath...
this is all
and thats the news so far...
Soooooo now the rumors are floating that David Carradine died wacking off.... can you think of anything more embarrising ? but then again he was 72 and should be happy he could still it going...
avid Carradine Death Not Suicide - The alleged suicide death of David Carradine was not suicide, but an accidental strangling.
Carradine’s death has all the hallmarks of auto-erotic asphyxiation, or masturbation enhanced by strangulation, which when it goes wrong is often mistaken for suicide.
The David Carradine auto-erotic asphyxiation hypothesis fits the evidence better than a straight suicide because why would you include a loop around your genitals, then kneel to hang yourself and then fall back into the wardrobe instead of just hanging yourself from a higher position.
The pain from the rope tightening around your genitals as you pass out is supposed to “jerk” you back to consciousness so you don’t accidentally kill yourself.
Everyone assumes Carradine committed suicide because he’d talked of his fascination with staring death in the face before, including this 2004 interview:
“Look, there was a period in my life when I had a single action Colt 45, loaded, in my desk drawer.
And every night I’d take it out and think about blowing my head off, and then decide not to and go on with my life. Put it back in the drawer and open up the laptop and continue writing my autobiography or whatever. But it was just to see.”
Thai police said the 72-year-old actor was found by a hotel maid sitting in a wardrobe with a cord around his neck and genitals.
Carradine’s body was taken to Chulalongkorn Hospital for an autopsy, with initial autopsy results to be released in two days.
The actor was in Thailand filming his latest film, “Stretch”, according to his personal manager Chuck Binder, and was staying at a 5-star luxury hotel in Bangkok, Swissotel Nai Lert Park.
any thoughts ?
I bet you do... I just wanted to see how many people I couild drag into a stupid blog so early in the morning...feel free to ....hell i dont even care...
oh and David Carradine died
Fyi...im going to see Watchmen on IMAX today just wanted to rub it in Neener neener neener