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SprstrDan's blog: "Life"

created on 10/22/2007  |  http://fubar.com/life/b144802

1000 Ways 2 Die

Most people always wonder when they're going to die, but do you ever wonder how you're going to die? There are a lot of ways to die, whether it's trying to put a cue ball in your throat and trying to get it back up not knowing that the cue ball is bigger than the other billard balls, or a sword swallower trying to deep throat an umbrella and accidentally opening it while it's in the throat or my favorite, being high on mushrooms and having a hallucination of people dress up as animals for an animal orgy and trying to get frisky with a bear not knowing it's real, and getting mauled by it. I have to warn the females about this one...don't get frisky with a carrot. Anyways, have any of you heard of any strange deaths?
They say you neevr forget your first pet, but you also never forget your very 1st best friend..it's true what they say..a dog is a man's best friend, and he was mines. 16094194.jpg
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Do any of you still feel treated like a kid by one of your parents? My mom treats me like an adult, and that's why I love her with all my heart. my dad on the other hand.....still does and always has treated me like a kid, and sometimes he treats me like shit. If I go somewhere with telling him, he gets mad, even if it's during daylight. Well, lately things have gotten pretty heated between us cause of the damn CPS(My niece that lives with us is 11). Somehow, my dad thinks it's my fault for them coming here cause of my myspace pics(just b/c my dress shirts are unbuttoned)...let's see...my dad drinks, smokes, and sometimes walks around the house with just his boxers on...and somehow my myspace pics are worse? Plus, he has told me that my brother and sister are bitching about my pics too...my brother..I doubt it...my sister on the other hand..I'll believe, cause she has made my myspace life a living hell before. I just wish my dad and sister would leave me alone. So, in conclusion...if you were to compare my pics vs my dad's drinking, smoking, and partially walking around the house nude, who's to blame for the CPS(Child protection something) to come to my house, me or my dad?
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