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Test Results

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir!!" The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely... "Are - my - Test - Results - Back?

never doubt

Never Doubt by Alone I want your love To shine for me To set my soul And spirit free I’ll send my love To comfort you No matter where you go Or what you do With our love We’ll find the way Stay with me Till my last day You are my only You know that’s true Never doubt My love for you

A short little saying

Long Distance Love hugsformel.jpg "I may not get to see you as often as I like. I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night. But deep in my heart I truly know, you're the one that I love, and I can't let you go."

Freaking Drama

You know it is really freaking pathetic when you have all sorts of drama and bullshit going on around you and the one that is causing it all or is keeping it going never once considers it may just be them. Yet instead, they go around blaming everyone else, accusing everyone else, calling them every name in the book, but still never once do they think that just maybe it is them that is the drama queen. This fucking drama queen as they call everyone else, believes that they are never wrong and infact they think of themself as some sort of god. Now that is really pathetic. I just wish that this person would step back and truly analyze themself and come to reality. I mean come on, in the past couple of weeks I have seen this same exact person have similar conversations with not one but three different people and in each case it has always been the same outcome. This person has accused them of this or that, this person has called them every name in the book, this person is never at fault. But damnit wouldnt you start to realize by the second time that maybe just maybe its not them but yourself. Its like this person has some sort of script they go by each and every time!
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