Mercer-isms are appropriate for so many Whoop-Ass occasions.
Here are some of my all time favorites:
· You sayin' you ain't gonna pay?
· You keep on and I'll be thar!
· You're in the damn business ain't ya?
· Wore my damn tire down to nothin'.
· Is thar any better price you can give me?
· I'm tired of talkin' to chicken-shit-bastards.
· That baby ain't gonna amount to nothin'.
· I can whoop their ass just same as I can whoop yours!
· It's 'em damn boots with 'em eagles on the side of 'em.
· I expect you to stand thar and get your ass whooped!
· I'll be down thar before the damn day's out!
· We'll see ya, ya son-of-a-bitch!
· My brother could whoop your damn ass.
· I'm gonna shoot me a damn dog and lay it across your counter and prove it to ya.
· Don't you stand behind what you sell?
· Somebody's gonna pay for the damn thing or somebody's ass will get whooped, I'll tell that much.
· I'll take a damn 2x4 to your damn ass!
· Suppose you ain't heard of that thar neither.
· You run a mighty damn shitty business anyway I always thought.
· Hell, they'll blow up in your damn face.
· Mail me some in a 10 1/2 , D-wide.
· Well, God damn, water of course!
· Like if a feller's a pest, it's just good to get 'em outta the way.
· Huh, let me talk to the manager up thar.
· You keep on and I'll be thar!
· Well, my boy did it.
· Huh! I'll whoop your ass by myself.
· There's just too many people eating the buffalo these days.
· Well, I'll tell you what it was a pretty big son of a bitch that said it.
· Do they go a full 6-foot when they dig 'em graves?
· I believe my damned car is blowed up.
· This week and this week only we're giving away a 2-pound sack of Goober nuts.
· All I's wantin' to do is get this thing settled.
· If my boys come up thar, somebody's ass will get whooped!
· They got a little damp and they've folded up and it looks like a damn dog's been eating on 'em.
· You ain't half the man you claim to be.
· How many of youins are up thar?
· Well you sold me the damn thing!
· I don't give a damn, your gonna haveta change.
· You'll think full of shit when I whoop your damn ass about 3 times.
· It ain't nothn' for me to whoop a man's ass... you mightta heard of me.
