Over 16,553,361 people are on fubar.
What are you waiting for?

fan-icon bling-icon send-drink-icon poke-icon pm-icon
Buzz:
dry
Fame:
Points: 26,440

Stats for Jun 14

view all
Rates Views Tooltips
0 0 0 0

Fathers Day Stats: Given

Scorpion Dad Jokes Beer Glasses
0 0 0 0 0
2
28
Completed Points

Check out all the cool sh*t in the bling shop.
53 Year Old · Male · From Brooklyn, NY · Invited by: 180080 · Joined on January 12, 2007 · Born on April 8th · 3 referrals joined!
17
53 Year Old · Male · From Brooklyn, NY · Invited by: 180080 · Joined on January 12, 2007 · Born on April 8th · 3 referrals joined!
17

FEW THINGS of 24 HOURS6.30am* moody* mean* in my world* espresso(triple)* messages* work* f*$%&ing weather* depress* enthusiastic* excited* tired* shower* Tony Manero walking on 86th St.Bay Ridge-Brklyn(feel like)* OJ* Planning* Organizing* Details* Nice phone calls* Fighting* arguing* negotiating* punching in the face (wanting to)* oatmeal + bananas* CT* money (calculating)* money (estimating)* money (making)* money (spending)* honey* honeys* honeyss* planning* trippin* posing* writing* arguing* sensibility* rushing* cappuccino* salad (not enough)* relax (faking to)* chilling (faking to)* cooling (faking to)* posing (nobody notice it)* wrapping up* cleaning up* planning* rushing back* second shower* colone* blazer+jeans* cool (what is this)* hot (who is that)* sexy (hi, how are you tonight)* sushi* sake* cigarettes* numbers* other numbers* drinks* other drinks* my place * your place* wanna come in (i ask her in her house)* nice place* nice little cozy place* huge amazing daddy's place* remote controlled fire place* chinese jewellery* indian silk* american boots* who is that (your roomate?)* 37 (and u have a roomate)* 4.13am* on the phone* stopping by (just to say hello)* on the couch* on the couch* on the floor* toward the kitchen* on the granite counter top* on the floor* in the shower* my clothes still here(?)* out* friggin gelid* (my) shower* my closet* 6.30am* my next espresso......Good morning! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@SO, HERE IS THE DEAL FOR ALL MY FRIENDSMY BOOK(if u are particularly sensitive and a bigot pls do not apply)U must be a gorgeous woman (if u are a good man, maybe I’ll let u stay; but no more than that!)…you should be able to be so honest to judge yourself as "gorgeous" (that is the only judgment that counts on my book)You should be in a legal age to be able to surf among these online weirdoes... (Otherwise pls put me in contact with your inattentive parents!)U must be dangerously curvyU should be a nice and happy person. (Not necessarily healthy, but surely happy)...Who drinks, when and what u want to drink...Who smokes, when and what u want to smoke...Who eats, when and what u want to eatU should smell like a rose...Your breath like a jasmineand take, at least one shower at day (don't forget to wash your hair; not everyday I know, I know)You should be crazy about buying silly but sexy underwearYou should be crazy about buying an insane amount of shoes (you're a woman for Christ’ sake, do it!)You should finance regularly the hair-nails-salon businessYou should know when to wear high 12" heels as oppose as a nice (and not pinkish) pair of sneakersYou should know how to wear a make-up; mostly because you should know your own natural beautyU must be intelligentand show it at all time...not only in school (not only that kind of intelligence)...but mostly in everyday life (u shouldn't be drinking & driving, u moron...get any loser around u to drive u home, without necessarily blowing him as a "thank u"!)You should respect yourself as woman, as human being, as original animalYou should be a flirt to the worldYou should be your girlfriends museYou should have girlfriends...and few healthy male friends (there are just a few in this world)You should be jealous...because you careYou should care...because you're humanYou should be envious...because you want to improve yourselfYou must be educated...because it's important to the worldnot "lawyer" educated...but "good morning-sir,-how-are-u-have-a-nice-day" kind of educatedYour mind should be open enough to, at least, accept the idea that war is not the fucking answer (you don't know the fucking answer but ÿou understand that is not "war")You should be kind enough to respect and protect the others’ opinionsYou should be real...and knowing that online "experiences" are fun until they last (15 minutes or so)You should be real...and knowing that "prince charming" exist only in your wet dreams, while your husband who farts and burps and smell, will one day love u beyond and above believes.You should be real...and understand that your pussy is just another flower in this wide spring field of lifeYou should be real enoughTo understand that online prostitution (any kind) is not the answer for your career ambitions in this life(you don’t want to be a muse to whom spend the entire life jerking off in front of a computer monitor – see above to whom you should want to be a muse)You should be real enoughTo understand that real people recognize the trick of webcams, porn sites and human posers with big tittiesIn two simple words, you should be a WONDERFUL WOMANNOWif you feel you are all or most of the above, i welcome youAmong my beautiful friends.If you have, even remotely, doubts in recognizing yourself on this basic portrait, kindly get the fuck out of my sight.I don’t need a thousand fans or admirer, a need ONE or a few good friends and loversKIT - THE BEAT ******************************************************************************************************************************************

53 Year Old · Male · From Brooklyn, NY · Invited by: 180080 · Joined on January 12, 2007 · Born on April 8th · 3 referrals joined!

Activity Feed

Activity Stats
Profiles
Liked
Profiles
Rated
Blasts
Liked
Photos
Liked
0000
This member is viewable by:everyone
user.php' rendered in 0.3543 seconds on machine '190'.