I'm FABULOUS, what can I say... Seriously though, I'm a smart girl, I know what I want and usually figure out how to get it. As I get older, I have less time for bullshit, so if you're full of it, keep movin' ; ). I trust everyone and am suspicious of everyone all at the same time... strange, but true. I'm a big believer in karma, so I try to treat others as I would want to be treated. Granted, no one's perfect and things happen, but when something bad comes my way, I can usually pinpoint why. My family and friends mean the world to me, if you hurt them, I will hunt you down... I always have to be a smart ass. I believe that we are all dorks, but some don't want to admit it. During football season, the only thing I am going to do on Sundays is watch the Browns finally start kicking some butt! I believe that women should use their intellect to obtain what they want instead of using their bodies. Politics should be more important to us before its too late. I truly hate even the smell of mustard--why does that crap exist? I don't even want to touch it because then my hands will smell. I can cuss like a sailor, but love to say things like "liarhead" just to confuse people. I love the smell of coffee but I think it tastes like dirt. Global warming is something we should worry about now. And people that humiliate and pick on others just to be funny or shocking are just not worth my time.