I see all these beautiful women on my page,
Cute they all are, spicey as sage.
I look at their pictures and enjoy what I see,
And if I saw them for real I would probably drive myself into a tree.
But where do these women live, yea I know they tell their towns on the web,
Most of them are as beautiful as the ones we call celebs.
Why don't I ever see these beautiful women around my town,
It's not like I am a big man or dress like a clown,
I go dancing at different bars and I still don't see ladies as pretty as these,
Some of the ones I notice need collars to chase away the flees.
So If there are beautiful women around my area, please say hello to me as we pass,
It would make my day to smile at one as beautiful as you are lass.
