DarkDragon's blog: "Just funnies"

A man woke up one morning to find his wife in a skimpy negligee,standing by the bed with a velvet rope in her hand. She purrrred at him,"tie me up and you can do anything you like." So he did.Then he went fishing.

A man stepped onto the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde.The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.Finally,after noticing her many glances,he said,"it's golf balls." "Oh,"she said."Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

An elderly couple was attending church services.About halfway through the minister's sermon,the old lady leaned over and said,I just let out a silent fart .What do you think i should do?" Her husband replied,"Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

One night,while a young couple was parked in a popular lovers' lane,the girl sighed romantically,it's lovely out here tonight-just listen to the crickets.'' "Those aren't crickets,"her date replied. "They're zippers"