>
>One for the ladies
>
>One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-
>
>
>shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
>"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
>
>
>"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
>
>
>He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma "
>
>
>And they say blondes are dumb...
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>
>
>A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
>
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>"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
>
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>The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
>
>
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>
>
>"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of
>the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed
>the lawn like this?"
>
>
>"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
>
>
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>
>
>He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
>
>
>She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit
>on the sofa and fart.
>
>
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>
>
>Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
>
>
>A: A rumor
>
>
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>
>
>A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their 40th wedding
>anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them and said that
>because they had been so good that each one of them could have one wish.
>
>
>The wife wished for a trip aroun d the world with her husband.
>
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>Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
>
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>The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger.
>
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>Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
>
>
>Gotta love that fairy!
>
>
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>
>
>Dear Lord,
>
>
>I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience
>for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to
>death.
>
>
>AMEN
>
>
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>
>
>Q: Why do little boys whine?
>
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>A: They are practicing to be men.
>
>
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>
>
>Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
>
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>A: Trustworthy.
>
>
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>
>
>Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and
>calling your name?
>
>
>A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
>
>
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>
>
>Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
>
>
>A: It helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
>
>
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>
>
>Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
>
>
>A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals"
