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| | Joke #3 |
| created @ 01/26/2007 05:40 pm |
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A man goes to talk to his dr about lacking sexual stamina.
"Dr..every time I have sex I cant last no more than three minutes..my wife is understanding but I'll do anything to make it more fullfilling for her."
The dr replies.."alright..try this."
"About three hours before you know you will have sex..go and masterbate. That should give you the ability to last a half hour at least."
The next day..the man was at the office..and wanted to please his wife when he got home. He looked around the office..and couldnt find a suitable spot to take care of business. He gets in his car..and on the way home gets deperate.
He pulls over to the side of the freeway...puts on his blinkers...and crawls under his car to pretend to work on it. He figures with it being dark noone could see.
Underneath..he finally gets up the nerve to start whacking..closing his eyes tight and imagining anything that would hurry up and get him off. minutes go be and right when he starts to build up he hears a voice.
"Excuse me sir...what are you doing.?"
The man..eyes still shut tight..replies..
"Working on my car..what does it look like."
"Thats funny." the voice replied. "Seeing as how your car rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago." |
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