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| | Joke #2 |
| created @ 01/25/2007 03:33 pm |
| mum expired. [EVERYONE] |
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Three married men all die at the same time, and end up in front of St Peter.
Peter looks at them, reads from a thick book, and says to them all.
"Good news..you all get in."
The men cheer.
Peter continues.
"You are all in..but the quality of life you live here is directly correlated to how faithful you were to your spouse on earth. Form a line and come to me one by one."
The first man walks up.
"You cheated once. Repented. You get a Ford Focus and a condo."
The man walks away, the line moves.
"You never cheated. Even repented for impure thoughts. You get a Ferrari and a mansion."
The guy walks away..the last guy walks up sheepishly.
"You committed adultery every weekend, sometimes several times. Your life revolved around finding extra marital partners and you never thought twice. You get a late eighties model buick and a mobile home."
The guy walks away.
A week later, the third man was driving his buick through heaven and saw a Ferrari on the side of the road and the second man crying. He gets out to console him.
"Hey man..you are in Heaven, living well.why are you so upset."
The other man looked up.
"Did you see that woman get off the bicycle and crawl under the cardboard box?
That was my wife." |
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