57 Year Old
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Male
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From Germantown, MD·
Joined on January 9, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on February 23rd
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Most people need to learn how to be happy with themselves before they start to look outside. If we can be happy by what we see in the mirror each day then we can be happy anywhere. We can share that happiness with others and share in their happiness too. I am happy.
Potty Trained and Double Jointed!!!
57 Year Old
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Male
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From Germantown, MD·
Joined on January 9, 2008
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Relationship status: Single
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Born on February 23rd
Interests
Carbon based life forms, unicycle juggling, fire walking, community snake charming, spankings (I've been bad), "the furred parrot", underwater archery, over-sized novelty dice (fuzzy), double headed nickels, parachute hats, gyroscopes, things that start with uh-, pyrophysics, cheese doodling, necking, pronouncing words the way they are spelled, f**king with people, Sudanese ice sculpting, the number 3 and all its friends, the opposite of opposite, infinity minus one, the cold cold reality of my existence, eyeballing, membranes, cat teasing, puppy smugglers, a friendly game of one on one global thermonuclear warfare (no cheating), pocket fishing (where are those keys?), trans dimensional yahtzee, hungry HUNGRY hippos, shoe sizing (alphabetically of course), reverse downsizing with room for side and upgrowth and a potential for middling, byproducts (other), barnyard yodeling (American style none of that European stuff), the fine touch of a turtle, motorized horse strutting, lawn bingo, international date lining, being taller than i am wide, being wider than i am deep, being really deep, how bout them skins, is this the line for Springsteen tickets?, being here, being there, not being over there, polish bratburgers, hydrochloric acid rain, free suntans, quadruple a batteries, the word hose (heehee), brow-beatings, tongue-lashings (oh baby), antlers, unclers, omnivores, "the great American soup can", eggs over hard, boiling oil, Mexican knife bowling, midnight owl gigging, those d*mn dirty apes, amateur pet neutering, "the purple mohawk", flaming flamingo flinging for fun, fiddle (but not faddle), double sided tape, antivelcro, going dogface disco IN the banana patch (with or without consenting gazelle), window paining, the "clicker", albino midget cubic cliff-diving, professional nose whistling, the way the rain looks in the rain, boondoggling, cattle rustling, the desert iceberg, fault lines, not my fault lines, corn, eclectic long division, hangin' on the trapezoid, long distance hula hooping (for electric eels), polysterilizing, insular telephonic topographic fuzz wuggling, vascular intestinallizing and lint (of the belly button not pocket variety). Hey I ain't no weirdo or nuffin' just gots my likes.
just showing some love and leaving your profile an 11if you could rate mine too that would be really nice of youfeel free to add me as a friend if you'd likei hope you're having a great week :)
Hi friend...I've rated you as a 10 bcz your a great person have a wonderful profile...Rate me!! Feal free to add me and have a good time socializing...Thank you,Fab5
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