Wingnut FM2 Viper's blog: "The Wingnut said--What?"

This is the place where I get to say what I bloody well want to say. If you care to read it, then you get to read what I want to say. If you prefer to read what you want to say, there is plenty of space in your corner of FUBAR to create your blog.

Now that we understand each other, meet the Wingnut, Wingnut, Wingnut, and the other Wingnut over there. *Whispers, “she’s crazy mad crazy mean with the big sharp thing and we like to leave HER alone!” Straightens shirt and regains composure.*

WARNING: Contents may be twisted, funny, serious, outlandish, silly or totally weird. You never really know because, well, I am the Wingnut after all, and you never know what will fly out of my brain from one moment to the next. For one thing, all my voices fight each other trying to determine what my mouth is supposed to say, or in this case, what my fingers should type. The winner gets as long as it takes for the other voices to beat her to unconsciousness. Imagine how that works. SO---if contents that were being calmly chewed by you, or the person standing behind you reading over your shoulder---suddenly exit at high speeds toward whatever is in the way---well, you have been warned. You might tell that person to stand over-----THERE and read, or better yet, get his/her/their own Fubar acct and sign up for my blog.

Now that we understand each other, it is time to share something. I don’t share gum, but you may have chocolate, and if you are real good, a piece of cheesecake. For a piece of cheesecake, you had better give me a real good comment, LIKES, and 11’s ratings on all my pictures, in fact, on everything you find on my page. Other than that, what to share? Oh yeah, my plans for the blog. Yeah, I should probably tell you what to expect.

I will post once a week, more often if I should happen to be in the mood, or if I come up with something so awesome it requires reading by everyone I know along with all of FUland. I will post a what I have written in the past, timed to coincide with whatever is going on outside of FUland. And maybe sometimes a few things going on inside it as well. Don’t worry, I will write fresh material also. After all, I must stay in practice if I expect to be any good at “writing.”

You can expect a little poetry, rhyming, limericking, non-rhyming freeverse, dawdling poetry that explains the mystery of life that was yesterday. Important stuff, of course. You can expect to read great (umm, not!) advice from Mrs. Scattere’ D. Brain, expert (yeah, right) on everything modern. Be warned, Mrs. Brain is the other Wingnut’s crazier half and if you take advice from anyone named Mrs. Scattere’ D. Brain, you totally deserve the results. Just sayin.’

You can expect to read about something that happened, should have, might have, or couldn’t happen unless we were potatoes and your eye just fell. You may read something truly deep if the hip boot philosopher ever gets a hold of the keyboard. So there you have it. You found my blog, met the Wingnut, Wingnut, Wingnut and company. You were warned. Still alive. Worse things have happened.

Until next time,

GRINNIGANS!

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