Once you have opened this, there's no turning back. Below are true
descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35
years ago by an astrologist predictionist. Read your sign, then
forward in a new email with your zodiac sign and label, or you'll get
bad luck for the number of years stated in your sign description.
This is real shit, try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice
is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning - and it only gets
worse from there.
.:VIRGO:. The Virgin
Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak
in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual.
Attractive. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget Love at
first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and
only. Ultimate sexiness. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:SCORPIO:. The sex addict
Can be mean. EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future.
Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they
want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long
relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4
years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:LIBRA:. The lame lover
Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Spontaneous.
Horny. Erotic. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet.
Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever meet!
Amazing in Bed!! Will blow your mind. Did I say Amazing in Bed? not
the kind of person you wanna %&(@ with...you might end up crying. The
most irresistible. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:ARIES:. The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontanious. Not one to %&(@ with. Funny. Take you
on trips to the moon in bed. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY sexy. Loves
being in long relationships.=) Addictive. Loud. best in bed. 16 years
of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:AQUARIUS:. Does it in the water
Trustworthy. Sexy. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in
long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will
exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights
out. Amazing in bed, THE BEST LOVERS BETTER THAN EVERYONE! 2 years of
bad luck if you do not forward.
.:GEMINI:. Does Twosomes
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover
not a fighter, but will still knock you the %&(@ out. Trustworthy.
Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make
out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST
IRRESISTABLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:LEO:. The Lion in bed
Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun.
Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive.
Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not
one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck
if you do not forward.
.:CANCER:. The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high sex appeal. Great in bed!!! Love is
one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet!
Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak in bed.
Spontaneous. Great tellin stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your
lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12
years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:PISCES:. The Piece of ass
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Too Sexy, DAMN IT. Very
high sex appeal. Has the last word. The best to find, hardest to
keep. Fun to be around. Freak in the sheets. Extremely weird but in a
good way. Super good in bed. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. A
partner for life. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke.
Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not
forward.
.:CAPRICORN The passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irrestible, awesome kisser. Loves being in long relationships. Great
talker. Always gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED.
Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun.
Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart.
24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:TAURUS The Tramp
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long
relationships.=] Likes to give a good fight for what they want.
Extremely outgoing. Sexy as %&(@. Loves to help people in times of
need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn.
Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Are the most
sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.
.:SAGITTARIUS:. The Sexy one
Spontaneous. Horny. Freak in Bed. High appeal. Rare to find. Great
when found. Loves being in long relationships. The one. So much love
to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to
everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and
sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever
meet! Amazing in Bed..!!! Did I say Amazing in Bed? Not the kind of
person you wanna with you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if
you do not forward.