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Dear (her name), I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention to become the future Mrs. (your last name). As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough this year and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening become available. So that you may find better success in your future romantic endeavors, please allow me to offer the following reasons you were disqualified from the competition: (Men will check those that apply) _____ Your failure to reach for your purse in even a feigned attempt to pay for dinner by the fourth date displayed a stunning ignorance of basic economics. _____ Your inadvertent admission that you "buy condoms and K-Y Jelly by the truckload" indicates that you may be slightly over-qualified for the position. _____ You failed the 20 question rule, i.e., I asked you 20 questions about yourself before you asked me more than one about myself. _____ The only question you did ask was how much money I make. _____ You neglected to reach over and unlock my car door from the inside after I opened the passenger side door for you. _____ My breasts are bigger than yours. _____ Your height is out of proportion with your weight. If you should, however, happen to gain the necessary 17 vertical inches, please resubmit your application. _____ Your repeated comments such as, "Is it still called a penis when it's this small?" were both uncalled for and thoughtless. _____ The way you enthusiastically jumped on stage at the alternative bar and danced with the lesbians demonstrated that you are far too impressionable and have a disconcerting lack of commitment to heterosexuality. _____ Your revelation that you would most certainly allow your ex-boyfriend to shack up with you again after he "beats that domestic abuse rap" shows compassion but makes it difficult to take you seriously. _____ Although your inability to achieve orgasm was of paramount importance to me, your suggestion that we invite the basketball team into the bedroom so it would be "just like college" seemed somewhat extreme and inappropriate. _____ I am out of your league; set your sights lower next time. Sincerely, (Your name)

OK, recently i have joined another chat type site. Now normally things on these sites don't really bother me. But the constant bitching about FAKES are getting really old. Ok people there are going to be fake people on every single site you are on. I'm pretty damn sure there are fake people on this site. You never know, the guy/girl you talk to everyday, with tons of sexy pictures of themselves, could very well be fake. It's not that hard to go to another site and find pictures of people and save them to your computer. Come on people, grow the fuck up and quit bitching about them.. If you think they are fake then either ignore them or report them to someone who owns the damn site. Secondly, I am so tired of these whiny people who bitch because someone was mean to them...ON THE FUCKING INTERNET!!!! wtf is the point of bitching about. There are these cute little buttons that either say Ignore or Block. Now I know this take an extra click of the mouse to hit those little buttons, but for gods sake just do it and save us all the grief of having to listen to you bitch about it. On this topic of the little emo bitches crying over someone being mean on the internet... get a life. This is the internet for gods sake. If you take everything that is said on the net seriously then you don't need to be on here. There are people who get off on making others feel like shit. They pick on the low self esteemed people, the ones they know will get all butt hurt over what they say... to the point where they want to get drunk and kill themselves. BOO-FUCKING-HOO.... if your self esteem is that god damn low then you do not need to be joining sites like CS, MSC, SP..ect.... I do not feel sorry for you, so do not come bitching to me that someone called you a nasty skank, I will just laugh at you and most likely agree with them. I have to touch on the pictures some of you people post. Ok now some of you girls should be banned from having cameras. If you are fat please do not post pictures of yourself in your bras, or naked for that fact. It is not and i repeat IS NOT SEXY!!!!! When you have rolls on top of rolls it makes people lose thier appetite and possible any possible erection they might get. Fat girls.. neck up pictures please so we dont all throw up. As for all the naked pictures out there period, girls you are making us all look like sluts. When you and all your hoochie friends go take nude pics of yourself and post them on the internet it gives horny men the right to think every girl will do it. No, not all of us are easy sluts and will flaunt everything we have to get attention (and no im not saying this because i am jealous). If you have a perfect body then show it off in a bikini or a sexy outfit, but dont degrade the entire female race by posting nudes. Fucking dirty sluts I swear, makes me ashamed of being a girl. MEN... penis pictures are getting old. When we go to your photo album we do not want to see one picture of you and 20 of the different angles and sizes of your dick!!! One would be enough. And jesus do we really need to see a close up of your hairy balls??? Please spare us that sight, that is the most unattractive part of you. I am so glad you think they are sexy and want to share them with the world, they are wrinkly and hairy. Now if some woman posted a pic of her hairy saggin stratched out twat, would you want to see that?!? NO, and we dont want to see you wrinkly saggin balls, thanks. One more thing for you men out there. When we are talking to you and you ask for us to send you nudes or flash you on cam and we say no. Get the fucking hint!!. That doesnt mean try tomorrow you stupid you cock juggling thunder cunt! You people that are fucking lazy and spell words all fucked up. Did you write your school reports with words like "wud" "lil""bro""wut"???? I hope to god you didnt so why would you type those words like that on the internet. Besdies being a lazy fuck there is no excuse. And the word COOL is spelled with a "C" not a "K". I know its easier to type words shorter but thats not how the English language is supposed to be. You are another lame punk trying to be cool. JUGGALO......HAHA do i really need to get into this, you know you are pathetic. OH, I almost forgot the desperate guys/girls who get on the internet just to find a woman/man... you are PATHETIC. If you can not find a mate in real life what makes you think you are going to find one who likes you on the net? Yea they may like everything about you from talking to you on the phone or on an instant messanger, but when they meet you in person they are going to see why no one else wanted to date you. The internet is supposed to be a place for information and a place to have fun, not find your "soul mate". Get a real life and get off the internet!! P.S. if this happens to piss you off in anyway then i obviously hit a nerve with something i said, so i guess i have described you somewhere in this long rant. No i will not say im sorry cause its my opinion and my free will to say what i want to