Ah, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies. I’m an educator at a college in NC. I’m a consultant at an HBCU as well. I’m on here to see what’s out there. If you like what you see, I have a couple of requirements:

No offense to the big girls, but if you are over 135lbs, please don’t hit me up. There is nothing we can do on a consistent basis. Big girls are like mopeds, they are fun to ride, but you don’t want your friends to see you on one.

With that said if you are 135lbs plus, please make sure your height is proportionate to your weight. AKA if you’re 6’3’’ I don’t expect you to be that small, but I’m heavy enough and I’m also athletic (biking, basketball, working out)

Next, if you are spoiled, do not apply. I am not going to take care of you. I don’t have time. I work two full time jobs (I like the money) which means 16 hour days. I can’t take too much whining. If you’ve been in an abusive relationship and have not gotten over it, Thanks but no thanks. I’m not an abuser; I’m not on the down low; I’m not bitter. I am not a mean person; rather I like to crack a lot of jokes, sometimes at inappropriate times.

Moving on, if you do not have a full time job, see above paragraph. If yo ass is online when I go to work and yo ass is online when I get home, something ain’t right about that picture…. Get a life. There is nothing that you can do for me. Your pussy ain’t gold, because there’s more to life than a piece of ass. Sorry, that’s how I feel.

Next, you must have some goals in your life. Either have a degree or be on track to get one. If you do not have a degree, please have goals about your self, other than an aspiring dancer or singer or some other bullshit excuse for you being lazy. I want real women here. Once again, no offense. I can’t and won’t finance your future.

Let me see you in a business suit. I want to be able to go out with you in public and not be embarrassed because your ass or your breasts are hanging out. I need class here. I really don’t want to see you naked the first couple of hours of talking to you. That’s not classy, that’s nasty. In my career, I can’t be seen with yo ass.

If you enjoy wrestling, sports (NASCAR, Football – College, NFL), working out, and getting the fuck out of town, OR are willing to try it; please hit me up.

Lastly, if you hit me up by email, or online, please use complete sentences. I can’t stand when you use one fucking paragraph as a sentence. I will instantly be turned off if you can not use proper grammar. I am a grown ass man and if you are over 18, you are grown as well. Act like it.

That’s about it. If you can handle all of my requests, chances are we can definitely get together. Talk to you soon!