ATTENTION WHORE FOR SALE
That is right this lovely attention whore can be yours!!!
BID NOW, BID OFTEN!!!!
REMEMBER THERE ARE SOME LOVELY GIFTS THAT COME WITH YOUR OWNERSHIP!!!
To name a few:
A BLOW UP SHEEP NAMED STAN "SLIGHTLY USED"
A SWIFT KICK IN THE ASS WHEN YOU ARE FEELING EMO
AND MUCH MUCH MORE!!!!
--a cookie to every third bidder, if I do not eat it first--