[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have walked into a lampost
T O T A L: 4
[ ]You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow...
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
T O T A L: 9
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
T O T A L: 11
[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
T O T A L: 14
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidently.
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
T 0 T A L: 17
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot/enough of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[ ] You had to use a calculator to add this up.
T O T A L: 20
A L L T O G E T H E R: 20
NOW, take that number and multiply it by 3
REPOST this as I am __% retarded
