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A sweet lesson on patience.

A NYC Taxi driver wrote:

I arrived at the address and honked the horn. After waiting a few minutes I honked again. Since this was going to be my last ride of my shift I thought about just driving away, but instead I put the car in park and walked up to the door and knocked.. 'Just a minute', answered a frail, elderly voice. I could hear something being dragged across the floor.

After a long pause, the door opened. A small woman in her 90's stood before me. She was wearing a print dress and a pillbox hat with a veil pinned on it, like somebody out of a 1940's movie.

By her side was a small nylon suitcase. The apartment looked as if no one had lived in it for years. All the furniture was covered with sheets.

There were no clocks on the walls, no knickknacks or utensils on the counters. In the corner was a cardboard
box filled with photos and glassware.

'Would you carry my bag out to the car?' she said. I took the suitcase to the cab, then returned to assist the woman.

She took my arm and we walked slowly toward the curb.

She kept thanking me for my kindness. 'It's nothing', I told her.. 'I just try to treat my passengers the way I would want my mother to be treated.'

'Oh, you're such a good boy, she said. When we got in the cab, she gave me an address and then asked, 'Could you drive
through downtown?'

'It's not the shortest way,' I answered quickly..

'Oh, I don't mind,' she said. 'I'm in no hurry. I'm on my way to a hospice.

I looked in the rear-view mirror. Her eyes were glistening. 'I don't have any family left,' she continued in a soft voice..'The doctor says I don't have very long.' I quietly reached over and shut off the meter.

'What route would you like me to take?' I asked.

For the next two hours, we drove through the city. She showed me the building where she had once worked as an elevator operator.

We drove through the neighborhood where she and her husband had lived when they were newlyweds She had me pull up in front of a furniture warehouse that had once been a ballroom where she had gone dancing as a girl.

Sometimes she'd ask me to slow in front of a particular building or corner and would sit staring into the darkness, saying nothing.

As the first hint of sun was creasing the horizon, she suddenly said, 'I'm tired.Let's go now'.
We drove in silence to the address she had given me. It was a low building, like a small convalescent home, with a driveway that passed under a portico.

Two orderlies came out to the cab as soon as we pulled up. They were solicitous and intent, watching her every move.
They must have been expecting her.

I opened the trunk and took the small suitcase to the door. The woman was already seated in a wheelchair.

'How much do I owe you?' She asked, reaching into her purse.

'Nothing,' I said

'You have to make a living,' she answered.

'There are other passengers,' I responded.

Almost without thinking, I bent and gave her a hug.She held onto me tightly.

'You gave an old woman a little moment of joy,' she said. 'Thank you.'

I squeezed her hand, and then walked into the dim morning light.. Behind me, a door shut.It was the sound of the closing of a life..

I didn't pick up any more passengers that shift. I drove aimlessly lost in thought. For the rest of that day,I could hardly talk.What if that woman had gotten an angry driver,or one who was impatient to end his shift? What if I had refused to take the run, or had honked once, then driven away?

On a quick review, I don't think that I have done anything more important in my life.

We're conditioned to think that our lives revolve around great moments.

But great moments often catch us unaware-beautifully wrapped in what others may consider a small one.

Mandy's Douche Bag of the Day!

This idiot came into my sb saying "Hey Baby-Wanna have some phone fun?"  

With a status that says "I have to go to work, but i have a hard cock...wanna help me drain it!"

 

What a pathetic man!

 

Your Master

@ fubar

duct tape

10 Most Bizarre Uses For Duct Tape

This NES Controller Duct Tape Wallet, as well as the other versions, is available for $10 from Etsy.
"Where there's a roll, there's a way" is the motto of the Duct Tape Server, which was built entirely out of duck tapes by Team Boom Tape at MillionManLan 6, during the annual Duct Tape Wars competition.
Everyone needs a pair of duct tape shoes.
It's not impossible to steal, but at least it would need a lot of work!
This is a prom dress made entirely out of duct tape. I mean everything, from the shoes to the hat! Duck brand "Duct Tape" holds a scholarship contest every year to see who can make the best prom outfit outta duct tape-- the winners get $3,000 for college.
If you haven't been paying your car insurance, this may be a good solution if you have a car crash.
This couch was falling apart and a group of friends decided to repair the mess with duct tape. To their surprise, at the store they found red, white, and blue duct tape. They used 11 rolls. 316 yards. 4.5 hours.
You've seen plastic purses, purses made out of kool-aid boxes, and purses that look like a woman's silhouette. Well, this purse beats all of those. Why? Because it's made of duct tape! This bold purse looks smart and is strong enough to wear on a Monday morning. It is very secure and will not peel, lift, or get sticky. If you are rough with your purses, it even comes with a Super Duct Tape Repair Strip! You can also change the length of your purse according to your preference. So girls, fill it with your lip gloss, cell phone, and gum and go out and impress the world.
A guy was bored one night, so he decided to combine what it was to him two of the greatest things in the world; iPod and duct tape. The result, an innovative and surprisingly effective iPod case. It has a nice flap that folds over and tapes down to protect the controls when not in use.
Fits perfectly with a yellow t-shirt

40 REASONS WHY WHORES ARE MY HEROES -


Whores have the ability to share their most private and sensitive body parts with total strangers. 
Whores have good senses of humor. Whores challenge sexual mores. 
Whores are playful. Whores are tough. 
Whores have careers based on giving pleasure. Whores are creative. 
Whores are adventurous and dare to live dangerously. 
Whores teach people how to be better lovers. 
Whores are multi-cultured and multi-gendered. 
Whores give excellent advice and help people with their personal problems. 
Whores have fun. Whores wear exciting clothes. 
Whores have patience and tolerance for people that other people could never manage to put up with. 
Whores make lonely people less lonely. Whores are independent. 
Whores teach people how to have safer sex. Whores are a tradition. 
Whores are hot and hip. Whores are free spirits. 
Whores relieve millions of people of unwanted stress and tension. Whores heal. 
Whores endure in the face of fierce prejudice. Whores make good money. 
Whores always have a job. Whores are sexy and erotic. 
Whores have special talents other people just don't have. Not everyone has what it takes to be a whore. 
Whores are interesting people with lots of exciting life stories. 
Whores get laid a lot. Whores help people explore their sexual desires. 
Whores explore their own sexual desires. Whores are not afraid of sex. 
Whores hustle. Whores sparkle. Whores are entertaining. 
Whores have the guts to wear very big wigs. Whores are not ashamed to be naked. 
Whores help the handicapped. Whores make their own hours. 
Whores are rebelling against the absurd, patriarchal, sex-negative laws against their profession and are fighting for the legal right to receive financial compensation for their valuable work. 
DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A WHORE?

Ultimate Sadness

I'll never get to see you grow up, you'll never be able to ask my why, i don't know if you were a boy or girl, yet every day i cry. I wonder what your name would have been, what would you grow up to do? You never got that chance, I'm sorry I couldn't help you. Everyday I imagine your face, who you would be, its all my fault, all because of of me. I wish I could have saved you, I would have gave my life to try, now i sit here in tears, wondering why. My baby, my love how i miss you so, I wish I had the chance to meet you, I would have gave my life to know. Now your in my thoughts, my dreams of every day. I wish I could have saved you. I'll be punished one day. For its my fault i couldn't save you, if I only knew how, I would have traded my world so you could know it now. I long for the day to meet you, I want it to come soon, my baby, I love you, I hope to meet you soon. It makes me even more sad I never got to pick your name, never will know if you would grow up to be fortune or full of fame. I'm sorry you never got the life meant for you, my heart is full of sadness dreaming of you. Maybe u would have been a good mother or a dad, dreaming of the grandchildren I wish I could have had. You have a sister, and a brother to, they would have loved you as much as I love you. Again I'm sorry for the dreams you will never live, just know that I will love you for all I never did. I wish i could have seen you grow up, the smile on your face, when your two years old shoving your birthyday cake all over the place. Three years old on your first day of school, wondering, so young, will you ever be that cool. Kindergarden, your first day with out me, when you come home that day from second grade winning your first spelling bee. These dreams I have of a child I'll never know, sadder and sadder as the days continue to grow. One day you would have grown up, looking at me with a smile, knowing I wasn't perfect but it was all worth the while. I'm sorry you never knew knew your brother your sister, your smile, I picture it everyday, hoping in heaven its worth your while. Again I'm never sorry, for the person I never knew, just know everyday I'm thinking of you. Your always in my thoughts and in my dreams, my baby, my love, my sadness I can never redeam.

Funny Shit

Oil Change Instructions For Women: Drive into Ultra Tune when the odometer reaches 10,000 kilometers since the last oil change. Drink a cup of coffee , read free paper. 15 minutes later, pay bill leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $40.00 Coffee: $2.00 Total: $42.00 Oil Change Instructions For Men: Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a cheque for $50.00. Stop by the Bottle Shop and buy a slab of beer, write a cheque for $40, drive home. Open a beer and drink it. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands. Find jack stands under caravan. In frustration, open another beer and drink it. Place drain pan under engine. Look for 9/16 box end wrench. Give up and use crescent wrench. Unscrew drain plug. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Curse and swear. Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil. Have another beer while watching oil drain. Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench. Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off. Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly, hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface. Dump first liter of fresh oil into engine. Remember drain plug from step 11. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan. Drink beer. Discover that first liter of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill. Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer. Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame. Begin swearing fit. Throw stupid crescent wrench. Beer. Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow. Beer. Dump in five fresh litres of oil. Beer. Lower car from jack stands. Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps. Beer. Test drive car. Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence. Car is impounded. Call loving wife, make bail. 12 hours later, get car from impound yard. Money spent: Parts: $50.00 DUI: $2500.00 Impound fee: $75.00 Bail: $1500.00 Beer: $40.00 Total: $4,185.00 But you know the job was done right!

Last Words

QuizGalaxy.com!Quiz Galaxy Predicts that Mandy Fox's Last Words Will Be...
"At least I can haunt you"
'What will your last words be?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Dumbass People

For all the ignorant people: All people come with baggage. It comes in all diff shapes and forms, where it be ex- husbands or wives, kids or lack there of, good careers, aspiring ones, or a blue collar job, no criminal record, a midgrade one or an extensive one. The whole point is no one is perfect and if you are actually interested in someone at all you will have to learn to deal with the parts you like of them the best and those that you don't. If you can't do that to any extent why do you even bother?
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